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So, this happened this weekend.

Because I'm a motherfucking baking QUEEN.

Kitty always good for a distraction. So cute. 

#ComputerProblems, anyone else?

Birthday Weekend!

We celebrated my birthday this weekend.

That’s right, because I’m the best girlfriend ever, I made an apple pie for Boyfriend and me for my birthday even though it’s his favorite desert.

ta-da!

(Ok, ok, I had an excess of apples because I went apple picking so it kind of just worked out.)

Anyhoo, and then Boyfriend gave me his present.

So yes, I’m now the proud owner of an ipad 2. Because Boyfriend is the best.

What’s the best birthday gift you ever got?

Dessert Squared

Before Boyfriend came over Saturday, this conversation happened:

So Boyfriend came over and we feasted.

Worth it.

How to Make a Blueberry Pie in 29 Easy Steps!

I came into an abundance of blueberries recently, and decided to make a pie.

Here’s how I did it, in 29 easy steps.

1. Look for a recipe with positive reviews.

2. Look at the comments and all the adjustments.

3. Go crazy.

4. Do some fancy math and create your own recipe.

Math. I did it.

5. Wash blueberries.

6. Eat some.

7. Measure them.

8. Know your limits. Add extra for snacking.

9. Keep snacking on those blueberries.

10. Put all the dry ingredients together and mix with blueberries

11. Taste some.

12. Realize how delicious blueberries + sugar is and go to town on the bowl.

13. Feel shame.

14 Put blueberries in pie shell

15. Cover and vent

16. Put in oven and do some fancy math to figure out how long and what temperature to cook for

17. Check pie after 15 minutes. See that crust fell down in one spot. Panic.

  

18. Be concerned that you ate too much blueberries.

19. Wish you had eaten more blueberries when you had the chance.

20. Consider napping because 50 minutes is  a long time for something to bake.

21. Take pie out of oven when timer goes off.

22. Panic til Boyfriend arrives

23.  Allow Boyfriend to praise pie

(It was the first time he saw me since this)

24. Cut pie. See it’s watery.

 I know its blurry I was in a rush shut up

25. Freak out.

26. Get assured pie is delicious

27. Eat pie.

28. Eat more pie.

29. NEVER STOP EATING PIIIIIIEEEEEE!

And that’s how you make a blueberry pie.