Remember when I invented onion goggles but it turns
out they were already invented and I still don’t have a
pair and that’s really sad? Well, I’ve come up with a new invention!
It would work like this:
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| Self refilling popcorn bowl next. |
So…is this available on amazon prime yet?!?!
Sounds like you need a little bit of wizardry. J.K. Rowling probably has a magical refilling wine glass.
ReplyDeleteYou know those hats with the two beer holders and a straw? That might work for wine. Or you could fill a camelback with wine. Or just cut out the middle man and just drink from the bottle until you pass out. All these and more in my new book: Ingenuity From Alcoholics.
ReplyDeleteHurry up and invent that because I sure need one of those.
ReplyDeleteI want someone to invent some sort of barbecue cap that prevents long hair from smelling like smoke after grilling burgers. Every time I use the grill I have to wash my hair. Annoying.
ReplyDeleteCan you get on that? Thanks!
I need one of those immediately. Or perhaps we could also invent one in bottle form? Then I say feck the glass, I'll just drink straight out of the bottle of Santa Margherita.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, make that a refilling chocolate bowl, and I'm all over it! Oh, and a self-emptying litter box.
ReplyDeleteThat's what boyfriends are for. Mostly.
ReplyDeleteAlso, where's the new cat couch???
It's called a butler. You have to hire him and pay him. Or I guess you can get a maid and pay a her. These people will take care of other work, too, as long as they get their money.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Have you considered ditching the wine glass altogether and opting for the larger and more efficient pitcher? Or a blender - you can drink out of one of those too, right?
ReplyDeleteWhy not just skip the middle man and drink right out of the bottle?
ReplyDeleteGet a long bendy straw that is perfect for the length of the bottle. Voila! Problem solved!
ReplyDeleteYou can totally get padded bras where the padding is wine... you might have shrunken boobs byt he end of the night, but you'll be too full of wine to care x
ReplyDeleteWho uses a wine glass? I just put a long bendy straw right into the wine bottle!
ReplyDeleteI like your drawings, especially after drinking wine... :D
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to say how happy I am that you have such a supportive community of wine-drinking activities. It's important to have encouragement during the dry periods between glass refills. Looks like you have a great crew. I need to get in on this so I can more effectively run out of wine.
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