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Monday, November 4, 2013

Boyfriend Did a Scary Thing

Boyfriend and I actually discussed this in our last podcast, here. But I wanted to tell this story in bloggy form, too.

The weekend before last, Boyfriend came over. We sat:


And drank

And Boyfriend did a thing he sometimes does that rhymes with boke beed.



Yes, Boyfriend occasionally smokes a little. Probably about once a week, max. And he’s been doing this for years. My point is, it was nothing new or out of the ordinary. But then a weird thing happened.



Boyfriend got really pale and dizzy and nauseous and felt like fainting. I reacted appropriately.








So I sat on the floor and googled being high and pale and nauseous.


According to the internet, that’s when you get really really pale and sick after smoking weed.


So I spent the night taking care of Boyfriend, giving him sips of water and trying to feed him sugar.



He got a bit better a few hours later. Apparently you can “pull a whitey” when you smoke way too much (especially if you drink before too). Like I said, Boyfriend’s been smoking forever and this is the first time this has ever happened. He felt mostly better the next day, but still had a headache and was a bit off.




Has anything like this ever happened to you?