27,000 Dresses

What's new with me, you ask? This:

Ok, my actual dress is slightly less mermaid like and does not come with a tiny hat (their mistake, imho.)  I AM going to be in a wedding this summer, though! This is my first bridesmaid gig so...I'm sure I'll fuck it up, somehow. Anyone have any wedding horror stories? Share!

Good TV Time!

Things are really looking up this spring:

Yep, everything was going great. Til Boyfriend dropped this bomb:

Yep, my dvr is full of good tv shows that I can't actually watch. I've been left with no other option this weekend:

Don't judge me.

Blowfish Kitty

I'm trying to make Boyfriend's dog and kitty become friends. Unfortunately, every meeting has gone something like this:

It's not pretty. Clearly, hanging out with a dog is beneath her.

Yep, same ol same ol here. 

Farmer Boyfriend

As you all know, Boyfriend has a dog.

He also has custody of a couple of bunnies, and he's getting backyard chickens in a few weeks.

yeah, they'll all be named after downton abbey characters

It's very exciting that Boyfriend is pretty much becoming farmer Boyfriend.

Yeah nobody believes that, Boyfriend. 

Anyway, this recently happened:

For your viewing enjoyment readers:

Yeah. That.

Project #GiaNeedsGoats is now underway. I'll keep you all updated on the cuteness.

Happy Easter!

If anyone needs me, I'll be knee deep in chocolate bunnies. Hooray! 

Kinda Springtime-like-ish?

My weekend:

No duck rape though. That's not cool. 

I learned my lesson, you guys. No more going outside til May. But that's ok. I know how to keep busy inside. 

Ain't no shame in my nintendo game. 

Springtime and Ducks!

So, the weather is finally nice, which means I'm going for walks again. 

I walked by a river, where I spotted an all white duck.

I love all ducks, but I never see all white ones, so this was a special treat. 

Then I watched the pretty white lady girl duck approach a less pretty (but still wonderful) brown lady duck. 

And then it happened. 

Yes, that's right. My pretty white lady duck was actually a horrific rapist boy duck! And even though I've done my part to bring attention to the issue of duck rape, this is the first time I saw it occur in real life. I. Am. Traumatized. 

 I know it's been awhile since I brought up DARD, but #neverforget: