Some of you longtime readers might remember the DARD - Ducks Against Raping Ducks - movement of 2012-13.  its effect on duck rape remain...

So, the weather is finally nice, which means I'm going for walks again.  I walked by a river, where I spotted an all white duck....

Me: Hey Ducky! How’s Ducks Against Raping Ducks? Ducky: HI GIA HOW’S IT GOING? Me:  Uhh why are you yelling? Ducky:  I’M NOT YELL...

I was outside last week and a bunch of adorable ducklings came out: Ducky : Wait a second, Gia. Me : Uh oh Ducky , ...

Me: Why, hello ducky! Ducky: Hi Gia Me:  How’s ducks against raping ducks going? Ducky:  Um, okay. Me: ...

So, I’m writing this on Monday, when I still have power. I’ll probably have another hurricane post on Friday, but this o...