Happy Halloween 16!

Well, I opted not to dress as the clown holding the pussy. Kitty kept meowing about not being a political prop. Whatever. I present this year's costume to you:

You're welcome, internet.

Happy halloween!

Hello Autumn, My Old Friend...

Well, this: 

Seriously, cat cuddling is the only good thing about the cold. 

Pussies Against Grabbing

Some of you longtime readers might remember the DARD - Ducks Against Raping Ducks - movement of 2012-13. 

its effect on duck rape remains to be seen

Well, I guess that inspired someone else, because I recently came home to this:

Yep. 

But let's not forget the fact that trump is a misogynist piece of shit

at least its not breitbart.

Typical low-information kitty. Anyway, she's starting a movement. Enjoy:

Out of the Clown Car, into the Pussy Wagon

Oh, did you not catch the republican candidate for president, donald j trump, talk about how he likes to "grab em by the pussy"? Really? Well, just turn on any television or any news site and take a quick look before coming back to this post. 

 Oh, what's that, you ask?

YES, ahead of the game on this one! No more being the last one on the trendy bus! *starts playing "we are the champions" on zune*. I'M SO RELEVANT. 

Seriously tho, those clown sightings are creepy as fuuuuuck

 Yeah, enjoy your "what color is this dress" costumes, millennials. That was so 2015. I'm cutting edge here. 

[It's not because she's female and society values her opinions less than a male cat. It's because she's a jill stein supporter who is only concerned about cat-owned businesses and a nonexistent catnip shortage and I just can't with her anymore. Just can't.]

*basks in glory of greatness*

Another Wedding

What a jerk, amirite?!