Dear Summer, You and I have a bone to pick. You do this to me every year. You come out with your smiling happy sunshiney shit for a few...

Exciting news in Boyfriend's world.  Yes, Boyfriend got a puppy! As you may recall, he had an absolutely wonderful goldendoodle th...

I'm off to the beach! See you guys next week!

Play this as you read (and sing along!)  Look at these toys Aren't they neat? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? ...

Context here . Oh and also here .   Apparently, sleepiness brings out a vindictive streak in me. Sigh.  

Welp, that's pretty much where I'm at right now. I'm either going to clean the bathtub, or see if I can make a low budge...

How are things with me, you ask? Well, in case you haven't noticed, in some parts of the country, it's rather hot out. And ...