So as you know, I like to drink wine. And recently, I’ve started collecting wine corks. I have this many so far: It’s be...

Alternative Title: Hey guys, know what’s sexier than sunrash? Mosquito bites. God, I’m attractive. (Also damn you, rape trail). As w...

[First, a bloggy note: I've figured out how to register/set up forwarding for  a domain so now you can get to me by going to just www....

Okay, so as I may have mentioned (or can’t shut up about), I finally moved into my own apartment . I bet you’re wondering how it is. It ...

So, I moved ! YAAAAY! It was stressful (as all moves are), but I’m super happy to be in my new apartment. I’ll post more about it later. Rig...

Remember Pigletta ? And Bear-a-rina ?  If I was giving someone an elephant as a present, I would put a giant bow on her. A...

Hi all! I'm moving today, and I don't get internet installed until tomorrow. It's possible I'll be able to steal the neig...