So, Allie wanted to dress up this year. She insisted on being a mummy, but instead of wasting using toilet paper, she wanted me to use spar...

S o, I’d like to expand on Seaside Town Houses . Particularly #2. Crazy Old People’s Homes. Lots and lots of dolphin statues (an...

Allie is looking as beautiful and feminine as ever: So, I’m still trying to figure out my blogging schedule. I’m way, way too lazy ...

I want to talk about a dream I had Tuesday night. I know, I know, listening to someone talk about their dream is only slig...

I got this email from Boyfriend: He tried to convince me he went up in the Rapture. I'm calling shenanigans. I see some fundamental f...

My profile picture is a drawing of Allie, my Sexy Alligator. She really exists, see: Yes, that is nail polish on her t...

I made her. I'm rather proud.