The scene this weekend:
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| I am very dramatic. | 
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| His pets are offended, as usual. They are also very dramatic. | 
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| Dragon pets! If only. | 
Anyway, no, he didn't get one of those dumb fancy Elon Musk flamethrowers. He got a normal functional one to get rid of weeds growing in between rocks in his backyard. 
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| 10/10 would recommend | 
Anyhoo, if anyone is looking for a gift for that special someone....get em a flamethrower. 
[Totally unrelated housekeeping update: as you may notice, the blog looks a bit different. I'll be freshening it up/simplifying the layout a bit over the summer, so expect to see more changes. Let me know if you have feedback on it!]