Happy Memorial Day to my fellow Americans! I'll be celebrating by holding my cat and pretending Trump isn't president. Hurray!
I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
Monday, May 29, 2017
Sunday, May 21, 2017
Sunday Bloody Sunday
I don't know about you guys, but for me, the weather was beautiful yesterday.
But then everything went to hell.
Yep, another beautiful Sunday ruined by a baby shower. Babies strike again!
But then everything went to hell.
I had almost forgot, until my trusted phone reminded me.
Monday, May 15, 2017
Thirty Days
So, this has been happening lately:
Yeah, I've generally been feeling not too good. I've also been eating more processed/convenience food, and I don't feel right from it.
So I'm dropping this *~major~* announcement.
That's right y'all. 30 days booze free. (Also, a modified whole30 diet, but that's a bit less dramatic.)
There's one exception, of course.
Wish me luck, y'all. Luck and/or pee tapes.
Yeah, I've generally been feeling not too good. I've also been eating more processed/convenience food, and I don't feel right from it.
So I'm dropping this *~major~* announcement.
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| GASP |
That's right y'all. 30 days booze free. (Also, a modified whole30 diet, but that's a bit less dramatic.)
There's one exception, of course.
Wish me luck, y'all. Luck and/or pee tapes.
Monday, May 8, 2017
It's a Trap!
As I may have mentioned (ha!), I have a cat. And Kitty likes to do this thing where she lays on her back, shows me her belly, pulls her paws up, and meows.
It's a fairly common cat thing to do. But with Kitty, it's a trap. She does it to attack my hand as I go in to pet her, in a fun game I think she calls "mauling Gia."
It's ALWAYS a trap.
And yet, this happens about once a week:
Every. Damn. Time.
Monday, May 1, 2017
2017: G.O.A.T. Update
First, let's revisit this post from last April:
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As you all know, Boyfriend has a dog.
He also has custody of a couple of bunnies (cats...RIP bunnies), and he's getting backyard chickens in a few weeks.
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| yeah, they'll all be named after downton abbey characters |
It's very exciting that Boyfriend is pretty much becoming farmer Boyfriend.
Yeah nobody believes that, Boyfriend.
Anyway, this recently happened:
For your viewing enjoyment readers:
Yeah. That.
Project #GiaNeedsGoats is now underway. I'll keep you all updated on the cuteness.
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So, since that post, Boyfriend got his kitties and backyard chickens (two of which ARE named Anna and Mrs. Patmore, for the record.) However, he is still goatless.
Sigh. Still working on it, everyone.