Robots and Clowns, Oh My!

Yay democracy in action!

Like Asshat, but a cat. Ass-cat.

Boyfriend came over Saturday, even though he was still recovering from some kind of illness.

It was VERY serious.

Anyway, then this happened during the night.

Yes, my vigilante cat of justice chose saturday night to wage war against weird shadow monster, using her classic "smash and run" move.

And he did. To my credit, I believe I whimpered "don't..." as he climbed out of bed. 

So yes, I let my poor meowing kitty back in the bedroom to continue to throw herself at the wall in excitement or anger or fear or maybe political protest. I'm really not sure. 

Hence the title of today's post. Thanks for a night of crappy sleep, ass-cat. 

Presidents Day 2016

Well, at least we got the day off from work. Happy President's Day!

Valentine's Day Rap

It's February, and I'm in a valentines mood. 

Anyway, Valentine's mood. But also Boyfriend and I watched Straight Outta Compton this weekend, so now I'm also in a rapping mood. So today, you're not getting a crappy valentine's day poem. Oh no. You're getting a crappy valentine's day rap. You are welcome.

  

Yay bad poetry for Boyfriend!

The Aftermath

Remember how there was a blizzard last week? Well, this was its aftermath:

ughhhhhh

How does it get so dirty so quickly?!