Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Thoughts that Keep Me Up at Night, Volume 2


Note: no I don’t have a cat yet. We’re talking about  a hypothetically cat I’ll be getting over the summer, after I move to cat friendly apartment.

Sexism. Crush the patriarchy!





Sponsor me Sutter Home damnit!




Ok guys, what should I name my future cat?

Monday, April 28, 2014

Thoughts that Keep Me Up at Night, Volume 1

In case you guys missed it, I'm moving next month to a cat-friendly apartment.







Boyfriend does not appreciate my cat concern. I need one that is A. adorable B. friendly but not too outgoing C. female D. a wee little baby kitten E. pretty much perfect in every way  and F. either free or pretty close to it.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Throwback Thursday: Bangs

Just cuz.

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Since “embarrassing things” seems to be this week’s theme, let’s talk about what I did on Monday.


This is a slight exaggeration.

So. I really wanted a long sidebang, but I recently got my hair trimmed and they cut too much anyway and I’m trying to grow it out so I didn’t want to go back for another trim just to throw in the sidebang.

Mistake uno: believing in myself
Like with any major decision, I checked with twitter first.


The responses were fairly positive, I think:



Okay not really at all. I tried to reassure everyone that I knew what I was doing:


I checked with Boyfriend, too, via gchat:

Me: In other news i bought a pair of hair cutting scissors 
If you need me I'll be in my bathroom for the next hour 
This should go well
Boyfriend: DON’T DO IT!
Me: Damn 
Between you and twitter …
Its just a little sidebang!!1
Boyfriend:  famous last words
I'd like someone to bang on the side too you know [Note: he’s kidding.]
Me: Don’t start 
but seriously 
I’m being adventurous 
snip snip 
Boyfriend: The next words after its just a little side bang are, "it cost me $120 to fix it at the hair salon" 
           
It went..okay. Except I didn’t listen to my brain even though I knew my bangs were wet, and cut them shorter than intended. And slightly unevenly. But I didn’t cut that much of them, so it’s not that noticeable…



Everyone was supportive.

Boyfriend came over and saw it.





Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Podcast 25: We Tell Stories.


Yay, podcast time! Sorry this week is so late and I'm posting so erratically. I got things, yo. Things to do. (Sitting and drinking and tweeting and eating cheese, mostly.)


here

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Throwback Thursday: And Then I Fell Down.

Since it's that walking time of year again, I thought this post was appropriate. Hoping there won't be a repeat this season!
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It was great weather this weekend, so I went for a walk on Saturday.



And then out of nowhere, the stupid evil sidewalk jumped up and tripped me and I fell.





I skinned both my hands and knees pretty badly. I got up and powerwalked back to my apartment.



You guys, skinning your hands and knees HURTS. No wonder kids are always crying. Seriously.


I texted Boyfriend:





Luckily Boyfriend soon arrived with bandaids.


He patched me up as much as he could.


And I spent the rest of the night moaning about my injuries.





Monday, April 14, 2014

Busy Weekend!

This was a busy weekend for me. I had a wedding to go to. 

Yes, that is what I wore. I was slightly worried about the bride upstaging me, but she didn't have a tiara, so SUCK IT. 

And then the weather was real nice so I had to do my thang. 





And what did Boyfriend do, you ask?


Anyways, how was your weekend? Do anything fun?