Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Questions: The Exciting Conclusion (Part II)

 And we’re back! The first half is here. Time for more questions and answers:

26. The reason I started blogging?
Boyfriend encouraged me.

27. Fears?

Let's see. Mormon wives:

Boyfriend (or me, for that matter) falling into large holes:

Zombie sluts. Always zombie sluts:

A variety of other horrors: 

And of course, ghost cat:

28. Last thing that made you cry?
It turns out someone is a liiiiiiittle pmssy as we speak, so it wasn’t anything major. I got teary over an internet video. Those are stupid. Whatever.
29. Last time you said you loved someone?
Question 2.

30. Meaning behind the name of your blog?
Boyfriend said I lived in crazytown and I said look buddy, if I live in crazytown then I’m the goddamn mayor of crazytown.

31. Last book you read?
I got a free book from my amazon prime account, “Paper Magician.” It was a nice easy young adult book read. Like watching a sitcom (it wasn’t laugh out loud funny, but that much brain power needed.)

32. Book you are currently reading?
Salt sugar fat by Michael Moss. It’s interesting and free thanks to this newfangled thing called ‘libraries.” It’s about the history of processed foods. Makes me crave ramen.

33. Last show you watched?
Just watched last night’s SNL. It was alright. Football is on now.

34. Last person you talked to?
My mom.

35. The relationship between you and the person you just texted?
Boyfriend! He said “Benadryl those fuckers.” The children in the apartment above me woke us up early this morning.

36. Favorite food?
Fries. No wait, cheese. No wait, popcorn!!!! No wait….

37. Place you want to visit?
I don’t know. Somewhere warm.

38. Last place you were?
My couch.

39.  Do you have a crush?
Boyfriend! I guess it’s no longer a crush if I’m with him, right?

40. Last time you kissed someone?
Last night *wiggles eyebrows*

41. Last time you were insulted?
When’s the last time I saw Boyfriend? Oh, last night.

Though the last time it actually bothered me was the pms episode a couple of months ago….

42. Favorite flavor of sweet?
WINE! Does wine count? If not wine, then appletinis. Mostly wine.

43. What instruments do you play?
I feel like I could really rock the triangle, if given enough training.

44. Favorite piece of jewelry?
Something Boyfriend gave me.

45. Last sport you played?
Competitive sitting.

46. Last song you sang?
Uhhhh....let's say this:

47. Favorite chat up line?
Is that a british phrase? It sounds british.

48. Have you ever used it?
Sorry, I forgot to answer. I don’t have a favorite “chat up” line.

49.  Last time you hung out with anyone?
I’m hanging out with kitty right now. She’s on my lap. It’s wonderful.

*update* A dog barked on the television and she scrambled to get away. I might be bleeding.

*second update* Yes, definitely bleeding.

50. Who should answer these questions next?
Hey hey Janie and Pickleope! Since you guys are possibly the only people listening to our podcast (butnotreallyihope), you win the prize of being picked for this survey! Enjoy!

(And again, if you're reading this, pick one and answer in the comments!)


  1. Wait, I'm being punished for being a listener!?! Dammit. Hold on, it's meant to be an "honor"? Thank you...I think.
    You once again proved my theory that there is not a single cat owner alive who is without multiple wounds from the pet they love. Owning a cat is an abusive relationship.
    Your answer, "I feel like I could really rock the triangle, if given enough training" really made me laugh. I liked that a lot.

  2. 47. Favorite chat-up line:

    "I wanna treat you like my big toe, and bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

  3. 36. Cheesy popcorn.

  4. Thank you so much. Monday. Maybe.


  5. 47. Favourite chat up line -- (to be said while playing pool when your sweetie makes a good shot): "Wow, you're hot tonight and you play pool well too!"

    48. Have you ever used it? Goddess help me, yes. And it worked too!

  6. God, I hate when a cat goes leaping off your lap. It hurts! And they don't give a crap! Jerks.

    I am terrified that my dog will fall in a hole while I am walking him and I'll be trying to pull him up by his leash, but will be choking him, since his collar is around his neck. And then his collar will start slipping off and then he'll just fall. I'm an overachiever when it comes to fear scenarios.

  7. Fun questions, and even "funner' answers. As per your answer to #49, you'd like what Phyllis Diller said. She said her idea of exercise was a good brisk sit.

  8. Men really need to get educated about PMS. My husband knows. I give him fair warning when I feel the hormones surge, and he knows what to do (and not do).

    My favourite pick-up line is "Nice legs! What time do they open?"