I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
Here's a "My brain is an asshole" t-shirt: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/My-Brain-Is-An-Asshole-Lastest-Custom-Tees-shirts-100-Cotton-New-Summer-Mens-Fashion/1780986231.htmlIt's not very great, but it exists. I promise, that link will not get your Twitter hacked.I'm not sure what are fetishes anymore. Is a foot fetish still a fetish, or has it become so mundane in the face of things like crushing or furries or people who want to marry the Eiffel Tower, that it doesn't qualify as a fetish anymore?
Right? Feet are tame (I mean I think it's icky, but I get it's not a big deal). Dirty talk is not fetish!