I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
If front hugging hasn't solidified your place as "best girlfriend ever" maybe it's time to innovate, like back hugging (where you hug with your backside) or intermittent hugs (essentially bump-n-grind) or putting less emphasis on...Wait a second, what do you mean I don't count as "the world"?
Best girlfriend ever is such a low bar. Show up naked. Bring beer. That's it. I'm sure you can do ever so much better than that.
I'm no femnazi, and I know this is humorous, but it makes me a little sad. Don't let this guy define your life! What happens when you two move along in life? Be the best person you can be! Interesting, amazing people make great girlfriends too!
Heyy...if you're kind of new around here, I understand how this post might come off. Let me assure you, it's completely tongue-in-cheek (it's how Boyfriend and I play off each other). I'm a loud and proud feminist all the way, sista!
Ok, excellent! Then I second the beer and nudity idea.
Maybe the worlds funniest girlfriend!
I don't go in for resolutions; it doesn't do my self-esteem any good to set myself up for failure. On the other hand, how about if I resolve to drink more scotch? THAT resolution I think I could keep! :DAnd Gia, you my friend are the World's Greatest - period. Thanks so much for bringing me smiles!
I'm not worried about you. You know who you are. I don't make resolutions. In fact, I can't even get around to taking down my Christmas decorations. There are too many movies that need me to watch them so I can write MOVIE WEEKEND.Love,Janie
My overall resolution was basically to get my ass in gear and get back to being healthy. So far I'm on it like white on rice.