Me: Hey Ducky! How’s Ducks Against Raping Ducks?
Ducky: HI GIA HOW’S IT GOING?
Me: Uhh why are you yelling?
Ducky: I’M NOT YELLING I’M JUST EXCITED!!!1
Me: About what?
Ducky: That you’ve figured out how to do polls! I want to do a duck rape poll!
Me: Um, okay. Please don’t ask me to ask my readers if they’ve ever raped a duck. I may not be emotionally prepared for their answers
Ducky: No silly. Ask them how they feel about duck rape.
Me: Here goes: