Imaginary Reader: So what are you blogging about today?
Imaginary Reader: Gia! Stop playing with your iphone and
blog something!
Okay okay fiiiiine. Let’s do some more costumes.
Ducky: What the fuck?!
Me: You’re an iphone.
Ducky: Uncool, Gia.
Me: Well, you're an angry bird then. Technically.
Me: Well, you're an angry bird then. Technically.
She’s a cowgirl. She refused to change out of her regular
cowgirl outfit, so I decided not to make a big deal about it.
Ellie the Elephant:
You are a terrifying clown, Ellie. Good job.
Lioness: What the FUCK?!
Me: I thought maybe dressing you up as Santa would make you
less angry. You know, because he’s so jolly.
Lioness: ….
Me: I see it’s not working.
And the last one for today:
An angelic whale! How adorable!
Ellie the elephant certainly does make a terrifying clown but, then again, who isn't terrifying when dressed as a clown??
ReplyDeleteI can't help but think if the whale's halo was perfectly placed over the blow hole (giggle, giggle at "blow hole,") it would be kind of awesome to shoot water directly up through the ring. Party game!
ReplyDeleteIs that halo attached to the whale's blowhole? Also, the iPhone/angry bird made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that people dress up as Santa and other Christmas things for halloween has always confused me.
ReplyDeleteI love the lioness!!! But be careful, she looks ready to eat an elf sammich( or does she prefer elf salads? ).
ReplyDeleteAnd, that reminds me of watsizname in Elf drinking the whole bottle of coke! Buuuuuurrrrrpppp!!!
Angry bird... iPhone. I see what you did there!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Lioness should try Mrs Clause? At least give her some cookies.
ReplyDeleteI can't... stop... playing... Temple Run. It's like a sickness. I'll get to 2,000,000 points. I WILL. Maybe I can put it on my resume.
ReplyDeleteWings on a whale maybe be adorable but they aren't very practical. :P
ReplyDeleteDucky looks really unhappy with the costume. Haha.
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