Friday, October 5, 2012

Cursing Again!

This one.




So after the cursing post, Boyfriend and I ended up creating a cursing/insult alphabet.










Don't say we never finished anything.

Okay okay, this needs some work. Can you guys make any improvements?

28 comments:

  1. Quails are awesome and yummy - how can that be a curse word? How about the good old German Quatschkopf instead? It's mild, but proper.

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    1. Ohhh now I remember: QUEEF was the one we came up with after quail. Forgot about that when I was drawing.

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    2. I have pet quail... how could you possibly eat them? They're so tiny and sweet and cute- it's like eating a guinea pig!

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    3. I was gonna say that one! :p

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    4. I'm sorry, but I find it way more disturbing to have a pet quail than to eat one. But in any case I think we can agree that it's not a curse word!

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  2. Douche canoe is always effective. Not quite profanity, but not yet a compliment...

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  3. This is funny! I'm a fan of "asshat". Don't ask what it means though.

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  4. that was hilarious! Wow! Thanks for a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. N = Nincumpoop
    O = Ogre
    R = Rectal warts
    U = Urinary Tract Infection

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  6. I always like those that aren't even curse words, they're two random slightly dirty words put together like "fart nipple".
    I = interjaculate (to prematurely ejaculate or to ejaculate into ones own bladder)
    L = Lardass or lameass
    N = Nuts as in "deez nuts"
    Those are the ones that came to mind I thought needed help in your alphabet.

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  7. Ha ha ha ha. My brother and I totally did this (without the cuddling on the couch) when we were like 7 and 9. If we couldn't find something that started with certain letter, we found something that rhymed. Thank god my vocabulary has improved since then!

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  8. Someone really needs to get on creating a proper insult/curse word starting with X.

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  9. This is just the thing I need. I want to make a children's book, and alphabet books are all the rage, I hear.

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  10. Queef breath would have been a great one for Q... X is a tough one... xylophone player?

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    1. oh wait, you already kind of did that.... nm... xanthous face! that could be a thing.

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  11. How could you miss zombie-slut???

    And, I was thinking nympho for N, but that's actually a very desirable trait.

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  12. Hahahaha, this is hilarious!

    H - Hot Mess?
    I - Isthmus (as in the delicate connector between balls and ass - gooch)
    J - Jore (the spanish version of whore)
    K - Kraken slut

    That's all I can muster.

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  13. N- Necrophiliac...almost too gross to type!

    Twat- funny whether it should be or not!

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  14. Cumgobbler has always made me feel bad. I can't even say that one out loud.

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  15. Troll? I'm fond of troll myself.

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  16. Just out of curiosity I had to check my Profanity Candy app for X curses. Not a one. It went right from Wiener to Anus.

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  17. V - Voldemort's Left Nipple!

    (Anyone who gets that reference can consider themselves best buds with me for life.)

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