I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
V- Vaginal discharge.
Quails are awesome and yummy - how can that be a curse word? How about the good old German Quatschkopf instead? It's mild, but proper.
Ohhh now I remember: QUEEF was the one we came up with after quail. Forgot about that when I was drawing.
I have pet quail... how could you possibly eat them? They're so tiny and sweet and cute- it's like eating a guinea pig!
I was gonna say that one! :p
I'm sorry, but I find it way more disturbing to have a pet quail than to eat one. But in any case I think we can agree that it's not a curse word!
I agree :)
Douche canoe is always effective. Not quite profanity, but not yet a compliment...
This is funny! I'm a fan of "asshat". Don't ask what it means though.
that was hilarious! Wow! Thanks for a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N = NincumpoopO = OgreR = Rectal wartsU = Urinary Tract Infection
I always like those that aren't even curse words, they're two random slightly dirty words put together like "fart nipple". I = interjaculate (to prematurely ejaculate or to ejaculate into ones own bladder)L = Lardass or lameass N = Nuts as in "deez nuts"Those are the ones that came to mind I thought needed help in your alphabet.
Ha ha ha ha. My brother and I totally did this (without the cuddling on the couch) when we were like 7 and 9. If we couldn't find something that started with certain letter, we found something that rhymed. Thank god my vocabulary has improved since then!
P = Pedophile?
Someone really needs to get on creating a proper insult/curse word starting with X.
This is just the thing I need. I want to make a children's book, and alphabet books are all the rage, I hear.
Queef breath would have been a great one for Q... X is a tough one... xylophone player?
oh wait, you already kind of did that.... nm... xanthous face! that could be a thing.
How could you miss zombie-slut???And, I was thinking nympho for N, but that's actually a very desirable trait.
Hahahaha, this is hilarious!H - Hot Mess?I - Isthmus (as in the delicate connector between balls and ass - gooch)J - Jore (the spanish version of whore)K - Kraken slutThat's all I can muster.
N- Necrophiliac...almost too gross to type!Twat- funny whether it should be or not!
Cumgobbler has always made me feel bad. I can't even say that one out loud.
Troll? I'm fond of troll myself.
Just out of curiosity I had to check my Profanity Candy app for X curses. Not a one. It went right from Wiener to Anus.
V - Voldemort's Left Nipple!(Anyone who gets that reference can consider themselves best buds with me for life.)