I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
Mine is "Romney".
Romney. Lol. Crazy train. Lol. Fuck bucket. That's mine. Ps. Why are you guys bleeding in that picture?
Thats my blanket...it's terrible, i know. I'm not great at dimensions.
I have to admit that despite my innocent appearance (sarcasm here,) I actually do swear like a sailor when by myself or with the right crowd (looking at you, mom.) That said, I'm not a fan of "cunt" for some reason. The "F" word I will throw around and sometimes I forget that "ass" is technically considered a swear word and just use it whenever. It's a fine line with those fucking prudes.
The post I just outlined it about the anatomy of fuckin' cussin'. I'll have to give this a fucking linkback.
To borrow a line from George Carlin, I like "motherfucker." It has such balance. The softness of "mother," coupled with the blunt harshness of "fucker."
Having a kid means not saying ANYTHING you don't want to hear back from him, so I'm well out of that habit. But I will be saying "Calm down, Crazy Train" in the near future.
"Voldemort's left nipple!"
I curse in the car all the time. And the stuff that flies out of my mouth shocks me after I've said it. There's a lot of "Fuckwits" and "Dickwads" and sometimes even a "Fuck me!" The last one seems a bit odd, I know. But it's usually if I've missed a turn or something.My husband is the same way in the car. And once when he was turning and someone almost hit him, he said, "FUCK FUCK FUCK!" The next thing he knew, he heard our toddler in the back seat saying, "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"I died laughing. After I got over my righteous indignation at his foul language, of course. I'm a total pious fraud.
I like calling people cocksuckers... does that count?
When speaking ill of a woman - cuntragWhen speaking ill of a man - cocksuckerWhen cussing in general - fucking shit
I'm personally a fan of creative compound curse words: "goddamn goat fucker" "douche-nizzle" "drooling tramp piglet" "barfing cock-rangler"Coming up with these makes me smile.
Fuck is the greatest word ever.
My goodness this post is filthy and the comments are even worse. Holy balls! Who raised all of you fucking assholes?
shitpissfuckcunt, or fuck me, but I may replace those with Romney.Love,Janie
finally got to read this today! now i know we both love the word fuck... how fucking exciting!
I've always been partial to bollocks! Bloody buggery bollocks!
I like Asshat. As in, my husband (who just left me) is a giant asshat. I also like bitch pigeon and douche canoe. Fuckwad is also good.
"Fuck" is a great, all-purpose curse word and I use it liberally.I have a hard time with the C-word. I have to be really REALLY mad at someone to use that. However, it is featured in my favorite creative compound curse word, as the Wino put it. I just wish I'd made it up, but it comes from the Showtime show "Weeds." Someone got called a "cock-juggling thunder cunt."
I think the clear winner is fuck and I can live with that. I try to avoid saying it as much as I would/could/want because I need to TRY not expose my 2 and 5 year old grandson's to it. My new substitute is Sofa King.
Sometimes the words used to avoid the curse word are my favorites, the rest of the time...fuck it!
Fuck. Or maybe douche canoe. I'm of the opinion that only British girls ought to say cunt because they make it sound so dignified.
I do like Cunty McCunterton and Stupid McFuckersuck. And DoucheBag Mcgee. And Shit Head. And Doody Face.
Well, it's not exactly a favorite curse word, but a favorite curse "phrase":"She's (or 'he's'. No sense getting sexist here) uglier than a hat fulla assholes."Yep, that's right.Fuckin' A.
Asshole, fuck, and shit. Those are the things I say a lot.
I use fuck a lot, but I'd have to say my absolute favorites are ass- bag, douche pickle and fucktard.
I'm really happy I read this BEFORE I poured myself a glass of wine. Otherwise, I'd be cleaning up the wine I just spit out all over the place. Fuck is the most satisfying, for sure. But I say shit more. Not sure why.
Cocksucker is mine. But a good Fuck will do too!
I don't know about me... it's not a swear word but I say 'freaking' a lot- it's a family-friendly replacement for 'fucking'.
Fuck is my favorite as well. Good choice!
Santorum. Which is a bit of an odd fish. While itself is not considered a curse word, trying to explain either of the two main meanings without cursing is nearly impossible.
Fuck is my favorite too.
shit fuck! that's mine!Firetruck- if someone's kids are around lol
Cock sucker is kind of funny, but fuck is still my favorite.
My dad says pig slut a lot. That's a good one too. Fuck is still best.
While, I love the word cunt. I think Dirty Rag is much more descriptive.
Unfortunately, my first language is Spanish. That said...my favorite curse phrase is "Hijo de tu Madre!" Technically, it could be the equivalent of "Son of a bitch", but in Spanish they actually say "Son of your Mother!" I like that. It's more satisfying. It's like I can directly insult you and your mom without leaving any doubts in the equation :))