Boyfriend’s on to me guys. I’m not just the wonderfully crazy girlfriend he thinks I am. I’m also a super secret ninja spy.
How did Boyfriend catch me? Well, it all started innocently enough. Sometimes when Boyfriend and I are cuddling, I’ll go “coo, coo” at him.
I can’t really explain why I do it. It’s just kind of fun for me.
Anyhoo, then this gchat convo happened.
Me: UGH my cousin just shared a photo on facebook that says “Criminals prefer unarmed victims and dictators prefer unarmed citizens.”
DO YOU EVEN OWN ANY GUNS COUSIN? NO NO YOU DO NOT
And it's not like all the gun owners can rise up together and start a civil war or fight off the incoming British.
I like the comment "Carry your muskets. Leave your automatic weapons in the gun shop"
Boyfriend: Even if you have a shit ton of AR-15s, the military, if it really was going to roll into your neighborhood, has bigger and better weapons. You don't stand a chance.
They don't need to use force on us. We are willing victims of whatever the ruling elite wants.
SIDE NOTE: Not trying to get into a gun debate here. As I’ve mentioned before, Boyfriend (legally) owns multiple guns:
|Fair enough, Boyfriend|
But we both support some form of gun control and the idea that normal citizens do not need access to semi automatic weapons. I personally wish that there were no guns in the world at all.
|Miss Priscilla Petunia Puffington III does not approve of my idea.|
But that’s just not the reality. No matter how you feel personally about guns, I think (hope) most people realize that they don’t actually need to own guns in the US in order to be able to rise up against the government and prevent a dictatorship.
No but seriously. Trying to argue that the right to bear arms is what is keeping the government from becoming a dictatorship-
|Said no one, ever.|
-is just bonkers. And it super bugs me when people put nonsensical words together to make a “point.”
Boyfriend: Hey maybe when you are saying "coo, coo" you really mean "coup, coup" and you are sending a message to me to start the revolution! Just thought of that. Sneaky ninja, you!
Me: cooooo cooo
Honey thats CRAAZY *shifts nervously *
Boyfriend: vive la revolution!
Me: COOOOOO COOOO!
Boyfriend: where them redcoats at?!
all we need are some really big dragons
FIND ME MY DRAGONS! (Yes, a game of thrones reference)
Boyfriend: a dragon would be cool
Me: You know what would be cooler? Three dragons
We can ride into the revolution on DRAGONBACK
There you have it. We have ridiculous gchat conversations. Also, I’m trying to convince Boyfriend to start a revolution by cooing at him.