Wednesday, June 6, 2012

First World Problems and Zombies


So, here are two unrelated things.

I. I have no cable and barely any streaming capacity. My dvd collection is sad. I watch a lot of musicals. The neighbors are weirded out, I’m sure.

My door:

You stop your judgement. You stop it right now.
Inside:


This is how it is pretty much every night. I’ve gone through Moulin Rouge, Phantom of the Opera, Rent, Walk the Line, Tangled (shut up, it’s a good movie), and Hairspray.

I have also yet to make any friends in the apartment building. (Okay, there’s only 3 other units here. But still). It's probably a coincidence, right?

Only another week or so til cable, guys!


Okay, now onto #2. Boyfriend and I were facetiming the other night (when I managed to get a crappy signal strong enough to do so). Something like this happened:




Then I realized why:


Just say no to zombie sluts, guys. For reals.

Right, Boyfriend?



37 comments:

  1. Ha! I forgot about Zombie Sluts! I've never seen someone so happy to be watching Phantom. "Hooray you talented, singing, deformed, hermit, kidnapper, hooray!"

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  2. He was grinning because your connection had a low signal and the image that came through on the other side may have made you look like a zombie... It's a possibility.

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  3. Are zombie sluts a lot like preying mantis' in that they will bite the guys head off after sex? If so, I don't get the attraction?! ;)
    Jenn

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  4. Yeah, zombie sluts are gross. Grosser than regular sluts.

    Also, I found the picture of you eating popcorn with your hands misleading. I thought you ate it with a spoon.

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  5. LOL Zombie sluts are becoming a serious worry for me xx

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  6. Call me naive, but what exactly do zombie sluts eat???

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  7. I have Tangled too and it IS a good movie. I was caught off guard by your facetime pictures. Something was off... then I realized you had no eyelashes or earrings and your shirt was different. Is that bedtime Gia?

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  8. what, no Mamma Mia? certainly that will win over the neighbours!

    at least boyfriend isn't sad anymore...that's something, right?

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  9. My co-worker also somehow wishes for the zombie-caused end of the world to happen.

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  10. I was watching "Newsies" last night. I shall not judge your cinematic prowess. ;)

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  11. Hahahaha! I had totally forgotten all about zombie sluts.

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  12. Garrett totally believes in Zombie Apocalypse. You should watch the hilarious (SO DRAMATIC) video I posted on my blog a few days ago. People are losing their DAMN MINDS. But, Zombie Sluts better stay the freak away from Garrett (and Boyfriend). I'm feeling so fat and pregnant- I'll kill bitches.

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  13. I have a big sliding glass door that leads out to a parking lot/side walk. When it's dark out and I forget to close my blinds everyone can see my tv. I'm pretty sure they think I watch porn all the time because lately I've been watching a lot of True Blood and there are a lot of naked sex scenes. Oh well. Porn is probably better than musicals. ;) I kid.

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  14. We like to traumatize my musical-loving-but-homophobic-inlwas by showing them "The Producers" with Matthew Jessica Simpson and Timone. Keep it Gay, Keep it Gay, Keep it Gaaaaaayyyyyyy!

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  15. That is hilarious about your boyfriend. Yes, no zombie sluts!! Not allowed!

    I actually love musicals, so I hope you're enjoying them...even if they ARE throwing off your neighbors. LOL My favorite is Rent. :)

    -Lauren

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  16. I love musicals! We have a bunch of older ones that I like to watch every now and then: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers; Paint Your Wagon (Clint Eastwood can NOT sing!); Fiddler on the Roof, etc. My youngest daughter is a big zombie fan ... wait, that didn't come out quite right. She and her guy turned us on to The Walking Dead - so love that show! Even with the gore and ickiness, I love it! :D

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  17. Haha I love you... just sayin' Love Elle xo

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  18. You're so cute, and you have mad cartoon skills....for realz (yes, I'm going to start using that in every day talk. Hopefully it won't weird out my patients...? Whatevs!)And yes, Tangled was good!

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  19. Lol, I think you better force Boyfriend to come stay at your place more often so that you can protect him. Yes, that is a very good idea. Definitely shield him with your body.

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  20. I love musicals too and Moulin Rouge is one of my favorites.

    Btw, it makes me sad to see you eating popcorn with your fingers. That really does mean you have crappy internet!!

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  21. Love RENT!! Watching it, not paying it.

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  22. Pfff, zombie sluts? I figure when the amount of living men drops by 90%, me and my trusty guthook will do just fine attracting girlfriends. Also, I can loot liquor stores whenever I feel like it. Your boyfriend was probably mapping out his ideal looting scenario. For which I applaud him.

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  23. Okay, but the zombie sluts will only fall apart if someone tries to have sex with them. Also, zombie sluts have vagina dentata.

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  24. If you were my neighbour and I heard the musicals, I would totally bang on your door and demand that you make room for me on the couch and share your popcorn! Perfect neighbour material!

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  25. I went out with a zombie slut once. She said she wanted to get inside my head.

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  26. Sorry I'm not sorry I love musicals too! x

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  27. Oh my gosh that's right!

    zombie sluts.

    (I love your pictures and captions...so funny)

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  28. I never thought about that angle. Boyfriend is bad. Buuuuut boyfriend does have a penis so he cannot help himself. For real.

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  29. Zombie sluts are so confusing, because they're kinda hot but they're kinda repulsive. Also, their parts downstairs are rotting, which has to just be the worst STD you can ever get.

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  30. Dammit if he goes out of town now you're going to have to worry about sluts AND zombie sluts. This is going to mean more wine and popcorn, I have a feeling.

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  31. LOL. Yes. Zombie sluts are definitely a problem. What do you think they're going to eat first?

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  32. Omigosh I hadn't heard about all these new zombie updates! HURRAAH!!!

    Don't worry about the growing zombie slut epidemic, gia. I'm going to kick me some major zombie slut butt, save our men, and be home for dinner time. Because it's pizza night and I like pizza.

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  33. Zombie slut: they don't just want your brains.

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  34. I won't judge you for watching Tangled. I've watched it many times and I still find it awesome!!!

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  35. I love me some moulin rouge! Do you also have memoirs of a geisha?

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  36. Don't worry, he'll regret it once he himself turns into a zombie slut.

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  37. I love musicals. No judgment here.

    If you tell anyone that, I'll deny it.

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