Well, he came over again and brought more hero-ish things.
Firstly, this magic piece of wonderfulness:
I call it my internet doohickey. When I use it, my pathetic
internet signal becomes slightly less pathetic.
Secondly, this:
It’s padding for my very very very uncomfortable futon.
Unfortunately, the padding only transformed it into a very very uncomfortable
futon. Better than nothing, though.
Thirdly:
Bear coasters! Yay!
Why? Why not. They’re awesome. And good for wine:
Also, in case you’re wondering, Boyfriend got something in
return. (No, not a sex thing.) (Well kinda yeah, but that’s not what I’m
talking about right now.) I built him a robot:
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| And a robot dog. It came from a Taco Bell kid's meal. |
After putting together that grill, I’m a building machine.
Those coasters are dope! (Sorry, I still use 80s and 90s rap slang.)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part of this post? The labels. Hilarious.
A rubber bear was skint just so you could avoid water rings on your furniture....so sad.
ReplyDeleteYay for boyfriend and bear coasters! If you wanted to incorporate them into a sex thing, I suppose they could be used as pasties...? Just trying to help.
ReplyDeleteCool robot. Does it come with any lasers?
ReplyDeleteAwwww boyfriend is such a cute hero! Love all the little gifts he brought you - and also love the robot you made for him. I'm so touched *wipes away tear*
ReplyDeleteI want those bear coasters!
ReplyDeleteYou should start hiring Boyfriend out, he's pretty handy. Not in a sexual way... Or, well, I don't know, maybe he IS handy in a sexual way. Anyway, yes, you should hire him out. Or not. It's up to you.
ReplyDeleteOh, I should just shut up now.
I love ironically bear rug shaped things! Boyfriend is indeed heroic, more so than if he'd actually killed some innocent bear for you to walk all over.
ReplyDeleteI'm having a horrible, horrible flashback to university when manfriend had a futon and I didn't sleep for about six months and started hallucinating during finance class and thought our teacher was floating.
ReplyDeleteI gave in and bought him a mattress and we had a futon bonfire.
It was glorious.
Internetz!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood boyfriend :) Sweet robot!
I've never wanted a set of coasters so bad in my life. Thanks, Boyfriend... ThatWhiteGirl's jealous!
ReplyDeleteYou were in my dream last night. Too weird. I will not bore you with the details. Boyfriend is awesome!
ReplyDeleteYou go Boyfriend!!
ReplyDeleteNow I need those coaster!! Can boyfriend bring some to me as well? Pretty please? He can sleep on MY super comfy futon!! (No that wasn't a sex thing, calm down, Gia. It's in my hubby's office. Not sexy at all. Unless he's into that sort of thing, then hey, for coaster, let's do this thing!!).
ReplyDeleteAnyone who helps you get on the internets is a hero in my eyes.
ReplyDeleteThose coasters are awesome! Where's the black bear coaster? Probably eating the human coaster.
I would love to see the robot dog and the bear coasters battle. THAT would be some quality reality tv.
ReplyDeleteI'm checking out that internet doohickey - maybe it will get me wireless in the mancave.
ReplyDeleteIt's all for the sex thing. That's why we do it. But a robot is always appreciated.
ReplyDeletecute coasters
ReplyDeletelol the bear coasters. Those are very good gifts he came bearing!
ReplyDeleteOooooh...love the bear coasters. I wish they were furry, though.
ReplyDeleteNice! He comes bearing bear gifts! Speaking of cool coasters ... we were weren't we? Check these out. They're a creepy sort of cool.
ReplyDeleteSplat
There's NOTHING that your capable robot/grill building self can't make now!
ReplyDeleteYou two are AWESOMESAUCE. For REAL.
ReplyDeleteOh my GOSH! What a SWEETHEART!!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE LOVE LOVE your gifts. Those internet doohickey thingies come in handy. :-)
I'm seriously loving the bear coasters!!!
ReplyDeleteOh man! Those bear coasters are awesome!
ReplyDeleteThe bear coasters are my favorites. Also, I do like the image of you attack hugging Boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteThat's a VERY random collection of presents. But of course the coasters are the best.
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