Allie: I LOVE CUDDLING!
Popsicle: Yeah yeah. Gia, when are you getting cable?
Me: Sigh, sore subject Popsicle. Not for awhile. How's the futon?
Popsicle: Good enough. But I'm a bear so....low standards.
Popsicle: Not you, dear.
Me: So it's not bad?
Popsicle: No...but I'd sleep on an iceberg.
It is not quite up to Miss Priscilla's standards:
Miss Priscilla: You have to be kidding me with this shit.
Miss Priscilla: I DESERVE A BED OF PILLOWS AND FLUFFY THINGS!
Me: This ain't it?
Miss Priscilla: It's like sitting on a brick covered by a blanket. I wouldn't use this for a litter box!
Me: Please don't poo on my futon.
Miss Priscilla: Honestly, it'd probably be an improvement.