Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Food Hangover: UGGGGHHHHHHH

So. Boyfriend and I had a date on Friday. I had pizza. It was delicious and I had enough for leftovers.
Naturally, on Saturday, I ate the rest of the pizza. Then Boyfriend came over and we got burritos because it was Cinco de Mayo and/or because I love burritos regardless of the day.


We had guacamole and chips, too.
Oh, and I have this thing going on where I feel super sick if I eat a ton of fried/fatty/greasy delicious foods. Like cheese and chips and burritos.  I ate all this:

And all of it was pretty much:

Then we tried to watch some Game of Thrones. I've found that if I read the wikipedia page on the episode   so I know what's coming, I can handle it. And Boyfriend can tell by my whimpering and hiding under the covers that something bad is going to happen, so he's clued in too. But anyway, I really wasn't feeling so great.







Yeah. I'm never having pizza and chips and burritos in one 24 hour period again. 

36 comments:

  1. Awww make him say that he thinks you're sexy!

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  2. Somehow I think you omitted the reverse-end burp scene.
    If you're reading ahead to reduce unpleasant surprises, doesn't that ruin the episode for Boyfriend too?

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  3. hahaha...loved the drawings

    i can't imagine eating all that junk food in one day ... oh, to be so young

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  4. This was me this weekend. I was carbo loading but had no race to run... oops.

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  5. LOl yeah apparently me burping and farting are NOT SEXY to my husband....WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?! I know right?!

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  6. We've taken to congratulating each other on our burps. So crass, I know, but I tease my husband that he is a barbarian all the time, so the girls now claim that they are little barbarians and must keep up appearances!

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  7. aaaaand I'm hungry! Thanks.. and I totally know what you mean about feeling sick after eating crap... I think it is my body's way of saying noooooooo more... haven't you done enough?! Love Elle xo

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  8. Forty one years ago at the tender age of 18 I got married and solemnly swore never to let hubby see me without makeup on. Holy shit, those days are long gone. So much for keeping the mystery alive. I have killed it and kicked it when it was dead just for good measure. I don't know if he truly finds me sexy (????) but I do know he loves me. We all just have to accept...things are going to be revealed...less than glamourous things...when people live together.

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  9. I like it when my gf, Pinky, has to burp or fart, because that gives ME carte blanche to do likewise. Then everyone's happy! (Well, you know, as long as we don't breathe...)

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  10. Doc H STILL won't toot in front of me even though I've told him he's done it before.
    Doc H: No
    Me: Yes!
    Doc H: When?
    Me: While you were sleeping.

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  11. Put the chips on the pizza and roll it up next time. Instead of pizza and chips and a burrito, it's a pizza-chip burrito! TOTALLY counts as eating only one thing!

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  12. I think it's just really good that you didn't mix wine with all that food...

    Now I want chips and guac. At 7:54am. THANKS A LOT

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    1. Oh wait, there was definitely wine consumption. Lots of it.

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  13. Ooofda. That is a lot of greasy food in a short amount of time! Good idea reading up on each episode before you watch. Genius.

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    1. I so freaking love that you said "oofdah". Scandanavians, unite! Huzzah!

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  14. LOL. I do that to movies.. sometimes, if it's too 'slow', I end up reading the wiki entry on it to know what happens.

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  15. There's an award for you on my blog :)

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  16. My stomach hurt FOR you just thinking of consuming all that stuff in one day. I hope you feel better today.

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  17. I had a post-Easter Reese's Egg hangover. It was so bad it triggered an entire two-week bout of reflux. Delightful! Perhaps I should have stopped at 3...

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  18. DAMN YOU AND YOUR POSTS THAT MAKE ME CRAVE BURRITOS!!!! ((slinking off to the Mexican food truck))

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  19. Hope you're feeling better Gia. Food hangovers are nasty bitches!

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  20. Well, at least there was broccoli on the pizza. Something healthy snuck in!

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  21. Is that dancing burrito up there wearing a condom?

    Love,
    Janie

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  22. That first picture of the burrito looks like Spongebob in a chastity belt. I'll never look at burritos again.

    Also, each time I get a food hangover I say I'll never do it again. But I still do. You know, like a real hangover.

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  23. Haha!! I love these pictures! I hate when I do this to myself. I never learn my lesson either. It's like once you give your body crap, it just wants more crap.

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  24. Those are all my favorite things and my body hates me for it. Ugh. I feel your pain.

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  25. Well eating all of that and watching the porn/blood combo that is Game of Thrones is enough to make anyone sick. My cats barf on the rug for less grave offenses than that. Love the pics!

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  26. You put broccoli on pizza? That's worse than putting ice in chilled wine... LOL

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  27. Okay -- I could definitely do the pizza and broccoli -- and the burrito. But probably not on same day. Thanks for the tip.

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  28. we have a Cinco de Mayo party ever year... with about 60 taco's, enchilada's, 7 layer dip, guacamole, cheese dip, bean dip.. plus all the stuff that other people bring to share...

    food coma ..but it's SO worth it!

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  29. Ugh... Now I really want burritos and guacamole. :\

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  30. We share a love of burritos once more. I have found gluten-free burritos at my local grocery store. Here's to many nights of tummy aches ahead of us.

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  31. I just love your burrito stories!

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  32. That is EXACTLY how I would have responded. "But I'm pretty, right?"

    Damn you and your burrito stories. Now I want one. Bad. And I have to run today. And it's 73 degrees outside and that's WRONG. I'd rather just eat a burrito and watch "16 and Pregnant" with the pups.

    ~The G is Silent

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  33. That's a lot of carbs. I put myself in a carb coma at least once a week. Pizza is just too damn irresistable. And burritos... from Chipotle. Ugh. I shouldn't be allowed.

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