For the record, no, I have not read 50 Shades of Grey. But I have read enough about it that I feel like I can be judgmental about it.
The other week I had this texting conversation with my sister:
Sis: Have you read 50 shades of grey yet its ridiculous
Me: No why would I read that?
It’s twilight fanfiction porn
Whats wrong with you
Sis: Idk bc its super dark and risqué. I’m on the second book and its waayyyyyyyyy more disturbing then [SIC.] twilight. Practically everyone I know is reading it
And yes def pornish
Me: It’s bdsm.
Sis: Yeah its even darker then [SIC. FML, how are we related?!] that at points.
Me: Do you know what BDSM is??
Then last weekend, I have this gchatting convo with a coworker:
Coworker: I bought the book shades of grey last night
I thought it was about like wolves and living in the woods, but it's like this romance novel hahah
but everyone has been raving about it so i hope it's good
me: Hahahha omg
It's bad twilight fanfiction bdsm porn
My sister read it and i ripped on her so bad for it
Coworker: It's bad?!
me: 50 shades of grey right?
me: I haven't read it but all the reviews say the same thing
writing is terrible
plot is cheese
anyhoo happy reading.
I thought it was some into the wild type shit haha
I should have read the cover
What was that one that was a movie with i think Colin Firth
Into the Gray?
me: Liam Neeson
I think that was just called The Grey
me: Then there was that Into the Wild movie with Emile Hirsch
and then theres 50 Shades of Grey, the twilight inspired fanfiction
Well i did read the hunger games and it was really good, so maybe this will be good too.
Did you like twilight?
Coworker: I refused to read them.
me: Oh okay
this should go well then
me: It's pretty impressive though
This woman wrote some bad fanfiction
got picked up
and is now going to make a disgusting amount of money.
Coworker: hahaha, that is impressive
I have the book in my car
I was going to read it during work because i thought maybe it would get good
me: Yeahhhh. Don’t do that.
I don't want to come off like a hater, because it’s not that I have a problem with reading badly written porn. But I don’t want to know that my sister and coworker are reading said porn. It’s like:
|My own personal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.|
Guys, I really don’t want to think about my sis reading a bdsm novel. I don’t I don’t I don’t.
|I need some brain bleach.|