Like any normal person, Boyfriend occasionally gets pissy. What kind of things make Boyfriend pissy, you ask? Well, let’s talk about dinner last weekend.
Boyfriend was hungry. He and I both get stabby when we’re hungry. It’s best to feed him as soon as possible. Like he's an angry bear.
We decided to go to a local crappy restaurant – “Peppers,” if you will. There’s never a lot of cars there, so we figured we wouldn’t have to wait [WARNING SIGN].
So, we go in, sit down, and meet our waiter, Dumbass.
Note: Boyfriend and I both hate it when waiters lean over the table so they can be right in your face. I know it’s probably their training, but holy shit it’s annoying.
I get a veggie burger on a wheat bun.
Boyfriend orders an entrée and an appetizer that he doesn’t even really want, but is stabby hungry and needs food.
A million minutes later, Boyfriend finally asks:
Before he could go get it, someone else comes out with our entrees.
When the waiter finally comes over with the appetizer, Boyfriend is pissy.
Then, we see the entrees.
|It's a veggie burger with cheese on it. Shut up.|
|THIS IS A LIE.|
Remember earlier? That made Boyfriend angry.
Approximately 7 minutes later (which is way too long to wait for a bun when your Boyfriend is stabby hungry and angry), I got my bun.
Of course, when the waiter dropped off the check without asking if we wanted anything else, he didn’t clear our plates or anything. Now we get why Peppers is so empty all the time.
It wasn't exactly the best dinner we've ever had, I'd say. But, I did my best to power us through it.