|Her dog isn't that bright.|
|She said she lost it when she was cooking...|
|All you have to look forward to is menopause. And then you can enjoy even worse mood swings and hot flashes|
See guys, I'm not very helpful. Unless you consider going on webmd symptom checker and saying I'm a 14 year old girl so I can find out all the horrible things that could be wrong with said girl and then listing them to Boyfriend to be "helpful."
[Linking up with yeahwrite!]