Sure, I feel a tiny bit pathetic because Boyfriend isn't really gone for that long, but... youu guyyyyssss, I misssssss hiiiiiiiiiiiim. So, here's some random texting between Boyfriend and I:
Me: I miss you!
Boyfriend: Sorry I haven't had time to miss you
Me: Okay in theory if you weren't so busy...
Boyfriend: I could potentially miss you ever so slightly.
Isn't he the sweetest?!
Boyfriend: Saw a rich old geezer with a young hottie today. Ick. She had a sweet ass though.
Me: Was it Alec Baldwin and his fiance? And did it make you miss me?
Boyfriend: No and not really
Boyfriend: Oops sorry! Already have three wives!!
Someone's getting stabbed.
Boyfriend: Horseback riding in the morning
Me: Be careful that can sometimes hurt your balls and you don't like horses
Yes, I'm adding this to my list of fears.
Oh and I sent him this email:
Hi honey! In case you get internet service at some point, please see attached.
His response: When are you not drinking! It would be pretty easy to fall in though.
Seriously, that's not funny.