Friday, April 13, 2012

Pigletta!


Hi all! Pigletta made her first appearance on the blog yesterday. Time to learn a bit more about her:

Me: Hi Pigletta
Pigletta: Howdy!
Me: Uh, how’s it going?
Pigletta: Just dandy!
Me: …Are you southern?
Pigletta: Kind of?
Me: What’s that mean?
Pigletta: It means if Gia was trying to make a character that had a southern accent but had no real idea of what that sounded like beyond ‘howdy’ and ‘y’all,’ it’d sound like me.
Me: …Really? I mean,  you sound pretty southern to me…
Pigletta: That’s enough, Gia.
Me: Okay okay.  Tell me a little about yourself.
Pigletta: I like eating.
Me: Good for you!
Pigletta: Especially adulteresses. And whores. And multiple wives.
Me: I love you, Pigletta.
Pigletta: Y’all are too sweet.
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Why’d you make me say that, Gia?!
Me: I’m trying something new here. Stop hatin’.
Pigletta: Next time we talk you better either make me drop the accent or draw a cowboy hat and some boots on me.
Me: Fair enough.

26 comments:

  1. Daisy Duke Shorts for Pigletta!!!

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  2. Oh, I agree with the Daisy Duke shorts!

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  3. You know there are several varieties of accents in the south, right? What am I saying, you already chided yourself via your multiple personalities for inaccuracy.
    I agree with hoodyhoo, if you can draw Pigletta wearing daisy dukes, you would truly set yourself apart as a master of your craft.

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  4. Pickleope is right.

    What Pigletta needs is a Georgia accent...rounded off by decades in Mississippi. There are several examples on my own patch...the Sister even makes one appearance. That's the accent you want.

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  5. "fixin to". That's my southern phrase that I can't purge. "I'm fixin to go to the store".
    "I'm fixin to eat me some spam."
    "I'm fixin to jump off a bridge if I can't stop ruining my image with this phrase."

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  6. Hand up for the Daisy Dukes. She'd be sizzlin!
    Oops, sorry for the bacon reference, Pigletta.

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  7. All hail Pigletta and her sister wife eating skills. Wait. I'm a sister wife. She's not coming after me and my girls, is she? I promise, I have no interest in adding Boyfriend to our eventual Canadian commune. Bradley Cooper is the only man for us! I'm safe now, right? Right???

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  8. Ah, the things I could teach Pigletta. As I used to be a hillbilly, before that was an offensive word, I developed the OLD SOUTHERN accent. (nothing like the TX accent that I developed as an adult. If Pigletta would actually eat the six wives and a true southerner askes her about it it would sound like this....

    Whatchaeatin, Pigletta? AWWW you oughtn't of dun that, that shur nuf ain't bein friendly like. I betcha that's not how your mama raised ya. Guessin ya won't be fixin to eat the mess of greens I just fixed as you dun spoiled your appetite.

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  9. I'm sorry. I see pig and all I can think about is ham and bacon.

    I wish I ate breakfast today....

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  10. @Cheryl - priceless! I could read that silently and still HEAR the accent. Awesome!

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  11. Wow, Pigletta makes you sound like such a pushover. Yay Pigletta!

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  12. Pigletta is very pretty. i love the lashes :)

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  13. Why'd you make me say that Gia? She's cute - I want bacon now

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  14. Bless your heart, pigletta, but I do believe you're naked.

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  15. I think Pigletta is my favorite non-real person/pig ever. If she could eat my husbands zombieslut, I'd be much obliged. Which, btw, she should say if she's Southern. Especially when anyone hands her a drink! Mayor, bring her over! I'll pay for the flight! I promise to have wine!

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  16. Did a sister wife actually comment you? Was that a joke I am too stupid to get? If it's true, it just made my day.

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  17. I can just hear her sounding like one of the roadies for the Marshall Tucker Band. I see a straw hat with a straw sticking out her mouth. Maybe overalls.

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  18. I vote for overalls and a John Deere cap.

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  19. I think I need a pigletta in my life. She can eat up people that bug me (yes, it would bug me if my husband went to Utah and picked up 6 sister-wives).

    Great post!

    best,
    MOV

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  20. I want some bacon.

    Wait! I didn't say that! Don't hate me, Pigletta!!!

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  21. We have so much in common! I like eating too!

    I would like to see a cowboy hat on pigletta

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  22. I vote cowboy boots and a hat. YeeHaw! lol

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  23. If she's southern she definitely needs a cowboy hat!

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  24. I'm suddenly in the mood for buttermilk biscuits. o_O

    -Barb the French Bean

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  25. Ahhh: stabby hungry. I may have to steal that adjective. I know the feeling. I FUCKING REALLY HATE BAD SERVERS. I WAS a server and this new generation WHY, as I call them, are too self entitled and lazy and all need a slap on their wheat buns if you ask me!!!

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