Hi all! Pigletta made her first appearance on the blog yesterday. Time to learn a bit more about her:
Me: Hi Pigletta
Me: Uh, how’s it going?
Pigletta: Just dandy!
Me: …Are you southern?
Pigletta: Kind of?
Me: What’s that mean?
Pigletta: It means if Gia was trying to make a character that had a southern accent but had no real idea of what that sounded like beyond ‘howdy’ and ‘y’all,’ it’d sound like me.
Me: …Really? I mean, you sound pretty southern to me…
Pigletta: That’s enough, Gia.
Me: Okay okay. Tell me a little about yourself.
Pigletta: I like eating.
Me: Good for you!
Pigletta: Especially adulteresses. And whores. And multiple wives.
Me: I love you, Pigletta.
Pigletta: Y’all are too sweet.
Why’d you make me say that, Gia?!
Me: I’m trying something new here. Stop hatin’.
Pigletta: Next time we talk you better either make me drop the accent or draw a cowboy hat and some boots on me.
Me: Fair enough.