Now that March Madness is over, let's see the final standings:
Kitty: I WON!! I WON I WON I WON!!!
Gia: Damnit, I came in second. SO CLOSE.
Kitty: I’M A WILDCAT!
Gia: You’re not…
Allie: Wait, what happened? I thought I was winning.
Popsicle: Til North Carolina lost.
Allie: Booo. What whores.
Ducky: How’d I do?
Gia:…don’t ask Ducky. It wasn’t pretty.
Popsicle: Do you even care?
Ducky: Not really, no.
Kitty: You’re a loser.
Gia: Kitty, be nice!
Kitty: What? It’s truth. So are you, and Allie, and Popsicle…
Popsicle: Okay, okay we get it.
Kitty: And everyone else who isn’t me…
Popsicle: Kitty, don’t start. I can eat a kitty like you as an appetizer!
Allie: Me, too! Actually, I’m kind of hungry…. *eyes kitty *
Kitty: *looks around nervously * Mrawwwwwwwr.
Gia: Okay, okay. Calm down everyone. Kitty, what are you gonna spend your winnings on?
Kitty: CATNIP, BITCHES.
Gia: Of course.
Ducky: …I still don’t understand any of this.
Gia: That’s okay, Ducky. Neither does 99% of our readers.