So, as we’ve discussed, I found a new apartment and am moving out next month. Yaaaay!! What are some things I’m looking forward to? Let’s see:
1. Not dealing with this on Saturday morning:
Yes, I went back to bed. But, seriously? No. Call a cab.
2. Not finding empty boxes of food in my cabinets.
Seriously, I’ve given up on having any kind of yummy snacks in my cabinets until I move. It’s not worth the anger stroke I experience when I look for them and they’re gone.
3. Not having this happen at 3am:
I finally got out of bed and opened the front door and saw this:
I’m not even saying she’s the worst roommate in the world or anything, because in a lot of ways she’s fine. I think we’re friends, technically. But she’s a college student and HOLY SHIT DO I WANT TO BE LEFT THE HELL ALONE.
Whew. Only another few weeks until the move. But I’m sure you guys all have tons of bad roommate stories, right?