How’s that been going, you ask? Well, I’m trying. I don’t think his eye has been poked that much lately. However, there are other pokey issues. Like, I may have gotten his ear a few times:
Or a nose. Once or twice.
Or a cheek. This happens occasionally.
After one pokey incident, Boyfriend finally pointed out to me, “YOUR DEPTH PERCEPTION IS AWFUL.” I realize this might be related to the fact that I am blind as a bat without glasses on:
I realize that all the times I lovingly reach towards his face, I think it’s like this:
|Yes, I know I went more cartoony with these two pictures. Don't judge me. I wanted to change it up.|
But from Boyfriend’s perspective, it’s more like this.
Anyhoo, I’m trying, you guys. It’s actually really hard not to accidentally poke Boyfriend in the face with my
talons fingers. Until then, Boyfriend should probably step up his
protective gear to something like this:
It’s a sexy look.
Okay, not sexy. But effective. Please tell me you guys accidentally assault your significant others on a regular basis, too. Please?