Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Boyfriend's Back!

As the title indicates, Boyfriend has returned from his trip to the Grand Canyon! And I haven't seen any wives (YET). He came over last night, and here's how our reunion went:





After approximately 45 minutes of hugging and Boyfriend reassuring me that just because he didn't miss me that much doesn't mean that he doesn't like me (RIGHT?!) we continued with our date and had a lovely time. Because I mean, he had a busy week with his kids on vacation and I was just sitting around here, so it makes sense that I'd miss him more, right? Stop it. I can see your judgmental looks from here. Look, I'm insecure. We know this already, okay?! Moving right along...

Back to our date.  Right. We went to dinner and watched Shameless and House of Lies. And the rest of our date was like this: 

...annnnd BOOM goes the dynamite.

34 comments:

  1. I'm surprised you had time to write a post what with attempting to bond through osmosis. Happy for the both of you to be reunited (and it feels so gooooood. Damn, now that song is in my head.)

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    1. What he says... And I love happy endings :-)

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    2. They are merely exchanging protein strings. If you can think of a simpler method, I'd like to hear it.

      Thank you Simpsons.

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  2. Glad he's home. Without the wives. I know that you probably exagerate (I can NEVER spell that word) for the sake of funny...but tell your boyfriend he should at least pretend to miss you. So he seems like less of a douchebag. Ha!

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  3. Extra wives are tricky, you know. They could be hidden anywhere. Any new tenants in your apartment building? In *his* building? And maybe, just maybe, they are zombie sister wives, and you'll never know where they are. Until it's too late...

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  4. LOL Glad that you got your man back!!!

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  5. I don't know Gia...my Mrs. just went out the door to get the paper and I'm already missing her...terribly. This has been the longest 45 seconds of my life.

    I think it's a bad sign.




    :)

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  6. looks like a good date :) glad Boyfriend is back !

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  7. Yay for your reunion!

    And wait . . . is NC-17 worse than R? Huh, learn something new I guess. Good to know.

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  8. Glad he is back! Maybe now you can relax a bit as there aren't any wives that came back with him!

    Did you really have to censor the date? Such a tease! lol

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  9. Your boyfriend's back,
    He's going to taint your reputation,
    If I were you,
    I'd never let him take another vacation,

    Hey la, hey la your boyfriend's back!

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  10. I really love your bedspread.

    ~The G is Silent

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  11. Love, love this post :-)

    It cracked me up - glad Boyfriend is back!

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  12. Lil Dreamer beat me to it. Now I must go put my earbuds in so that song isn't in my head all day today.

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    1. Also, she worked in the word "taint."

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  13. Just sic the zombie sluts on any wives that show up! :) Glad he's back!

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  14. Glad you enjoyed the reunion Gia. I'll bet he missed you more than he's willing to admit.

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  15. You know, your drawings are a pretty good representation of what I do to my husband every day when he comes home. Man that's just sickeningly sweet!

    Also, I've been thinking about the extra wives Boyfriend may have come back with and talked to my husband about it. He said he wouldn't bring home extra wives because I took up too much of his time as it was. I said that if I got to be first wife and boss all the other ones around I'd be okay with it. Especially if one of the lower wives folded the socks on a regular basis.

    He just shook his head at me. He does that a lot.

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  16. I always feel like I miss my husband more than he misses me when we are apart but we both still like to set off some fireworks upon the return too! Those fireworks will make you forget all about the wives in Utah!

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  17. I'm pretty sure he cheated, Gia. It's the scruff.

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  18. Now I totally have that song stuck in my head....HEY, Your Boyfriend is back!

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  19. NC-17?? I'm disappointed. He WAS gone 10 days, Gia.

    The X-rated stuff is for tomorrow??

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  20. Ha ha ha! I certainly do love reunion posts (albeit the Rated R versions)! :D Glad that you are happy!

    -Barb the French Bean

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  21. Hey, you love him, and missed him a ton. I've been there. It's been a while, but I've been there. Cuddle away.

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  22. Yay! So glad he's back for you. And I love that you greeted him just like the kitty giving wuvs to the cop. Awwww!

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  23. I really like how your foot wraps around his leg. Mad skills.

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  24. Thank you, I now have "My Boyfriend's Back" running on repeat through my head. No seriously, thank you. I love that song. Yay, he's back! Keep an eye out for the wives. I hear the sneak up on ya.

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  25. Well, your clothes matched his (and you probably didn't even plan it) which means y'all are on the same wavelength. He missed you.

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  26. So cute. I like how you drew your legs wrapped around his.

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  27. Love the drawings! Glad you had a nice date. :)

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  28. Cute pics, you made me laugh out loud. Sounds like you enjoyed your date.

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  29. I so love your drawings and your stories crack me up! Bright spot in my day!

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