Boyfriend, I’m happy you’re back!
And you’re just so funny,
Saying you picked up six wives,
Six weddings? Oh honey!
I mean, I know you’re just teasing
About Sarah, Becky, and Loretta.
But if I catch you with any wives
I’ll be feeding them to Pigletta.
Thanks to Pickleope for the pig suggestion!
Haha, brilliant
ReplyDeletePigs are great for disposing corpses, as I learned from watching Snatch.
ReplyDelete*wipes stray tear from eye* so touching......
ReplyDeletejust chop them up nicely and the pig can do the job!
ReplyDeleteI say barbecue 'em.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Until I watched Deadwood, I never realized that pigs were THE way to dispose of a body.
ReplyDeleteGood to know.
Pigs are lethal. I work with them. Vicious animals, really.
ReplyDeletePigletta is so deliciously deceptive. She looks so cute, but she will totally eat a bitch. She also is just plain delicious. Because she also can be made into bacon. Imagine the satisfaction of technically eating your foes. No, that's only me? Alright, carry on.
ReplyDeleteyou need to set this to a rap beat
ReplyDeleteI used to help on my uncle's ranch and one of my jobs was feeding the pigs. They weren't cute little creatures(I like Gia's version better!). These monsters came up to my knees and weighed more than I did. If you valued your life you did NOT get into the pen with them at feeding time. That's why pig slop is nearly liquid -- so it will pour into their trough easily from outside the pen.
ReplyDeleteStop being so adorable!
ReplyDeleteWow, that is some pig!
ReplyDeleteFeed human whore bacon to a pig!
ReplyDeleteThis is truly beautiful, Gia. You really paint a picture with your words.
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