I like bad poetry. I’m thinking of bringing it back as a recurring feature on the blog. I already covered Boyfriend and an Ode to a Burrito, so now we’re tackling another of my favorites: wine.
An Ode to Wine
Oh, wine wine wine wine
You’re so fine fine fine fine
Your hangovers are vicious
But you taste so delicious
You’re the yummiest drink of mine (mine mine mine).
Was I drunk when I wrote this? Surpringsly, no. Did I want to be? Unsurprisingly, yes.