Valentine's Day is coming up! So I've decided to ask some of our favorite animals about their plans. Today, I interviewed the polar bear (not Popsicle, we'll talk about him later).
Me: Hi Polar Bear!
Polar Bear: Hello!
Me: You look dashing with that bowtie
PB: Thanks, but I’m taken.
Me: Umm, that’s not what I meant. I mean, I have Boyfriend…
PB: Sure sure, I know how you blogger girls are.
Me: How’s that?
Me: Wow, that is HARSH.
PB: Sorry Gia. I’ve just seen some websites-
Me: I’m not a whore!
PB: Okay, okay.
Me: So, do you have any Valentines plans?
PB: Gonna take the missus down to the iceberg where we met (or one around it because that one melted) and sex her clothes right off.
Me: Um, how sweet. How long have you been together?
Me: 8 what?
PB: I’m a polar bear, we don’t measure time like you do. Just 8.
Me: Okaaaay. Did you get her anything?
PB: Yes, this dead seal. Here wanna see?
Me: NO! Um, no thank you. I’m sure it’s lovely.
PB: Yes, yes it is.
Me: Good luck with your date!
PB: Want me to let you know how it goes?
Me: Not really, no.
Well, that was interesting. I'm glad polar bear is keeping the passion alive. Weird, dead seal passion.