Hi guys! Time for more random pictures from my phone. Let’s start with something that pisses me off. Like, remember how all my appliances were against me?
Well, here’s how hot it got over the summer when the air conditioner broke:
That is 87 MOTHERFUCKING DEGREES. See, I'm not exaggerating when I say it was like:
|Ok, I'm exaggerating two degrees. It was hell though.|
And then the washer broke and I made the landlord replace it and she dragged it to the living room:
That ain’t right.
And then she left trash in our place to take care of:
Also not cool. In case you guys are wondering, yes, I am documenting this shit in case it’s ever needed. And yes, I can’t wait to move out in a few months. And no, I have no idea where I’m going to live. Possibly out of the trunk of my car.
ROAR! Okay, I need to calm down.
AWWWWW. Now I feel better.
Are you guys still upset for me? Well, here’s a double rainbow!
Here’s some photos from back over the summer, when I was vacationing at the beach with my family. Check out this pretty sunset from a boat we were on:
|I was on a boat motherfucker! Don't you ever forget!|
And here’s a bench from that beach town:
In case you’re wondering, it says
In your death, a part of me dies and goes with you.
Where you go, I also go.
You will not be alone.
I find this equal parts creepy and sweet. That’s all I’d like to say about it for now.
Okay, I need something to get my mind off of that. Oh hey, how about some booze?
This is a delicious strawberry margarita. I wish this picture wasn’t a few years old and was actually right now so I could be drinking it.
This is a puzzle. I’m a dork and I like doing them.
Guys, it’s a polar bear golf cover! It’s my other valentine’s day gift to Boyfriend, besides the heart shaped boxers. I figure because I’m such a good luck charm, this will definitely improve his name. In case you’re wondering, he got me a pretty necklace, and something that will be introduced to you all probably next week.
I like this picture a lot. What’s not to like? It’s kitties and a gnome.
Okay, you guys wanna see a real picture of Boyfriend now??
Look! That’s Boyfriend holding the black kitty that comes around seaside town. Isn’t that a cute kitty? And a sexy sexy ear? Ladies, hands off! He’s mine!
Okay, time to wrap this up before you all die of boredom. Here’s the last picture:
Yep, that’s a dog in the sidecar of a motorcycle. I was walking around this quirky town near me one day and saw this guy, and had to snap a picture. Awesomesauce, right? Right.
Have a great weekend everyone!