Me: Oh fuck me, not another pissy animal
Me: What are you mad about? That you forgot Valentine’s Day? That I didn’t ask you about your plans?
Me: …are you mad at all?
Me: You're not still pissy about how crappy I drew you when I was first learning the tablet?
Ducky: No, not anymore.
Me: Because it was like this, remember:
Ducky: Are you trying to start with me?
Me: No no, I just-
Ducky: Because my ass is NOT that big.
Me: My bad.
Ducky: Anyway, I’m not mad. I’m GREAT.
Me: Why are you great?
Ducky: Because I’m a DUCK! What’s greater than that?
Me: I’m not really following.
Ducky: Yeah you wouldn’t silly human.
Me: Silly human?
Ducky: Yeah, I’m a duck. My life is great! I can walk, swim, and fly. Can you do that? Huh?!
Me: Well, two out of three…
Ducky: Yeah, right.
Me: So your life is perfect?
Ducky: well, except for one thing…
Me: What’s that?
Ducky: Duck rape.
Me: Oh yeah, boy ducks are really aggressive, eh?
Ducky: Yes. It’s a problem. Which is why I’m forming D.A.R.D.
Ducky: Ducks Against Raping Ducks.
Ducky: Can we use the blog as a platform to raise duck rape awareness?
Me: …sure, Ducky. Only because you’re so cute.
Ducky: NO MEANS NO, GIA!
This blog is a duck rape free zone.
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