I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
this couldn't be you trying to compensate for possibly being alergic to wine could it?
Wine Girl sounds just right....
You might get pulled over "randomly" for DUI tests a LOT with those stickers.
That was my first thought, too!
Thirded! The added bonus would be having people avoid you on the road and in parking lots.
or people asking you for a sip of boozo
The fear of a wine allergy seems to have absorbed you... it's a total denial decal lol! Nice work.
Like Pickleope said, I suspect you'll be pulled over much more frequently for suspicious behavior. Be sure to leave the house at least an extra half hour early for everything.
My decal would be me with a bottle of nail polish and a photo of Prince Harry. And wine. Those are my main hobbies.
i like it :)
Dang, girl! Two top sellers back to back! You need to draw a copyright symbol on your pics before someone steals them. I have plenty of friends that would proudly display this one.
I love it -- you MUST make that happen! So much better than the little cartoon family that most people have. You should also have one on the other side of the window that portrays you passed out with broken wine bottle everywhere :-)
Nice! My decal would probably be of me taking bong hits!
I need this one too. So far I've got "Angry Boyfriend" and "Wine". I suppose I should have the cat one too... Le Sigh
well, hopefully you ain't allergic. I kid, I kid. hahaha :)
I can't wait for the post where you write about getting pulled over by the cops. I am 99% certain you will talk your way out of any ticket they might be inclined to give!! They'll walk away scratching their heads, saying "What did she just say about crying polar bears and zombie sluts?"
@pickleope- I am turning to you I think. My first comment was to sayGia-add a bumper sticker "I dare you,for a DUI","how is my driving,call 911 to report my driving".Oh my god, I need theraphy.
I am super shocked I don't have a spork sticker on my car. Must fix immediately.
"I got pulled over for suspicion of DUI AGAIN! That makes 4 times this week. I just don't get it! Last time I drove I was only HALF drunk. Come on!"
Yay, totally calling DUI attention, I'd stick with a different decal of yours! ;)
I think that might attract the attention of the cops. We have a guy in our town that has a huge pot leaf spanning the length of his rear window. I don't know how he is not constantly pulled over.
Awesome, but I spotted one flaw - your wine glasses have too much wine in them - surely every bottle and glass would be drained!
"What...urp...seems to be the officer, problem?"
You forgot to and a humidifier and some sinus medication.
Always have a sober doppleganger with you just in case you get stopped kiddo.
Sporting this on my car might have a negative effect on my ability to get out of a DUI.