Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Robot Girlfriend


So, every once in awhile, I dig deep inside myself and pull out some weirdness.  Lucky for Boyfriend, he usually gets a front row seat to it. Last time we were in seaside town, I pulled out Robot Girlfriend. That’s when I transform from

Girlfriend
into


Robot Girlfriend!
Pretty much I try to talk like a robot and move like a robot and insist that I am powered by kisses and hugs. Like this:

Boyfriend thinks its annoying adorable.  For example, when we were in the kitchen, I didn’t have enough power to get back in the living room.


I got my kisses, thankyouverymuch. Anyway then Boyfriend worked on the dishwasher, which went something like this:

Boyfriend: * crash * OW!!!
Me: Are you alright?
Boyfriend *gritted teeth* Just dandy.


I think we know what would make Boyfriend feel better, don’t you?






[HINT: remember the last time Boyfriend made Home Improvements?]













Robot Girlfriend makes everything better.

38 comments:

  1. i like Robot Girlfriend already :)

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  2. If Gia is a robot then shouldn't she be good at mechanical repairs? Such as fixing dishwashers?

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  3. Somehow I sense "Robot Girlfriend" goes from needing kisses to operate, to needing lube so she doesn't rust, and I'm glad you didn't illustrate that. You and your sick role-playing games.

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  4. You know your boyfriend secretly (very secretly) loves the robot girl if not for being goofy then definitely for whatever Robot Girlfriend did to make him feel better about fixing the drain ;-) Men...they are a lot more simple than they like to admit to a human girl, robot girl, blow up girl....

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  5. Robo girlfriend is a dirty, dirty....robo girl?

    And I love how boyfriend threatened to kill you if you didn't go away. You two slay me.

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  6. That is brilliant? How do I make my wife into a regular robot? Right now she is HAL 9000 - you know from 2001 Space Odyssey?

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  7. So, as a robot girlfriend, could boyfriend install programs and updates that suits his needs?

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  8. LMAO!!! Robot girlfriend...hahaha

    Powered by hugs and kisses. You are wayy tooo funny girl. Idk how you came up with that. haha

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  9. I'm pretty sure that last scene would make me laugh for a whole half hour if I experienced it in real life.

    Clearly, life needs more robot girlfriends.

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  10. This. Is. AWESOME!
    It also must be tried firsthand. Robot Kat shall be annoying the fuck out of her S.O. next week.

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  11. I'm still laughing at that last panel.

    Thank you, Robot Girlfriend, for being you.

    You are my favorite.

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  12. hahaha powered by kisses and hugs - brilliant

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  13. I love robot girlfriend, 'cause who doesn't like a girlfriend who tries to butthump you while you're fixing the sink? Terrorists, that's who.

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  14. I'd give that a try but Hubs would check my temperature and put me to bed. Uh, wait ... that could work! Thanks Gia! :)

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  15. Haha your last panel looks a lot like my Robot Boyfriend

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  16. Oh for the love. If I didn't hate reality tv shows so much, I would insist the two of you start your own.

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  17. So, you're saying that Robot Girlfriend had a halfsie?

    I'm sure whatever you were doing back there was helping BF fix that dishwasher ever so much quicker.

    Beep Boop Bleepedy Bloop. (Don't worry . . . Robot GF understands this).

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  18. I'm fairly certain that having you in that position distracts from the pain from where ever he hurt himself.

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  19. I was a robo girlfriend before becoming a robot mommy. I think it actually sealed the deal. ;)

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  20. I was a robo girlfriend before becoming a robot mommy. I think it actually sealed the deal. ;)

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  21. Ha! Amazing.
    If someone is bent down in front of me, it takes A LOT of self restraint not to do that.
    At least he's your boyfriend. Try doing that with someone you met earlier that same evening.

    Hint: It doesn't go over well.

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  22. happy to see that cursing is common among men when they try to fix things. is it a disease?

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  23. Robot girlfriend is quite the dominatrix.

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  24. What happens if you don't get the kisses? Do you power down and stubbornly stay quiet/don't move until you get them? Or do you give up your Robot Girlfriend persona? Just curious.

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  25. Haha! I think my boyfriend would absolutely kill me! Although I do have my weirdness as well. I generally pull out the baby voice or make up words that in actuality are not related to what I am saying or not even words at all.

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  26. Robot Girlfriend doggie-humps boyfriend...?
    Kinky......

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  27. Ooo, you dirty little robot! I am sure BF will remember that one forever.

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  28. Now I want a loving robot boyfriend to molest me when I'm in pain.

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  29. Robot Girlfriend was going so well until that last panel.

    Also, he fiddled with things under the sink when the drain didn't work? How manly of him. I would give serious though to moving before trying that approach.

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  30. I am trying to avoid mentioning 'plunging'/'plug HOLE'/'giving boyfriend a good plumbing' gags right now...

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  31. Hahaha. My boyfriend is pretty convinced that I'm certifiable. He puts up with all my weird, crazy moments though. Gotta love that!

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  32. From this post, it seems that all the Robot Girlfriend does is beg for hugs and kisses...and molest dishwasher repairers. I think you made her up for your own lustful purposes. Shame on you.

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  33. I think you forgot to add "on drugs" to the end of the title and very many of the sentences in this masterpiece.

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  34. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love robot girlfriend.

    You should know that I am supposed to be editing my WIP right now, but instead I am reading all your posts. If I never get published it's all your fault!

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  35. Can robot girlfriend be programmed to do things a regular girlfriend dislikes? you know, like windows and laundry among other choice wifely duties..clearly robot girlfriend wears the pants..

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