Friday, January 13, 2012

Random Friday Things


Guess what? I’m getting much better at the tablet. Look:


Ducky says: I tolerate this drawing of me.

Oh thank you, dear gracious Ducky. How very kind of you.

Ducky: Hey! Would you like it if I drew you the way you first drew me? With a GIANT ASS??

Probably not.  

Ducky: Okay then.  

Anyway, YAY IT’S FRIDAY!!! Boyfriend can’t hang out with me tonight :( because he has a golf party to go to. Apparently I’m not the only who wanted to give him a golf trophy:

He keeps assuring me its all boys and there will be no ladies at this party, but yes I AM still concerned that they’re going to get strippers/hookers/zombie sluts/golf groupies, thankyouforasking. I’ll be spending the night worrying and hiding from all the things that can get me on Friday the 13th. So, I’ll be in bed with a bottle of wine like usual.  


Speaking of Boyfriend, he's FINALLY agreed to do a guest post for me!! How exciting is that!?! Anyway, part of the guest post is going to be Q&A - so can you guys please please pretty please ask some questions that you would like Boyfriend to answer? Like, "How awesome is Robot Girlfriend in person?" and "How many zombie sluts did you turn down in New Orleans?" Seriously, we need questions. Leave em in the comments below or email them to me at mayorgiac@gmail.com or tweet em at me at @mayorgia.

Don't worry, I'll chime to set the record straight when needed...

Anyway, today’s post is really short today because I’m being interviewed on another blog today! Unlike guest posts, which totally overwhelm me because half the time I can’t come up with enough good ideas for my own blog, interviews are much more manageable to me. Answer simple questions? Yes, I can do that. Anyhoo, head over to Let’s Just Rant to read JOutlaw’s interview with me! 


Note: JOutlaw does not live in the US, so I have absolutely no idea what the time difference or what time the post is actually going up. He said “Friday” so, it’ll be up sometime today. Don’t get cranky with me if you check it now and its not up yet. Time differences confuse me.

I hope everyone has a great weekend – I’ll be doing my normal drunk tweeting and enjoying the extra day off (Yay, Martin Luther King)! 

40 comments:

  1. Dear Boyfriend,

    Have you considered creating your own Robot Boyfriend persona? i hear robot sex is all the rage right now.

    That is all.

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  2. I never thought of ducks as having an ass.
    The Boyfriend post ought to be fascinating. Some nagging questions:
    Have you sustained any permanent injuries caused by Gia either intentional or unintentional?
    Are those scripts of you two talking at work real? If so, well done, sir, very funny.
    You've already been given the "Best Boyfriend" and "Best Golfer*" award, what award would you give your girlfriend?
    Does Gia's constant tweeting about wine have you concerned or is that a personality management tool for you?

    That's enough from me.

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  3. Dear Boyfriend: Have you managed to turn in any of those boyfriend points you've earned for an XBox yet?

    Also Gia, I think we work on the same posting schedule cause your interview came out right at the same time you posted this one up :)

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  4. HAHAAH these questions are amazing already! You guys rock!

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  5. It really must be my birthday because I got two Gia posts in one day. I can HARDLY CONTAIN MY JOY!!!

    And my question for boyfriend is very lame, so I won't even bother to embarrass myself by posting it here.

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    1. I'm sure its totally not lame! But you can always email it to mayorgiac@gmail.com if you want...

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  6. Just seen your interview...well done!

    Does boyfriend know what he's getting into by posting on your blog?
    My real question though...doesn't it get cold sleeping with a robot? I mean the metal has to be cold, right? And have you thought about programming the robot to suit your needs. You know, like adding a mute button or assigning tasks like going to the liquor store?

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  7. haha so glad he's going to do a guest blog...
    Boyfriend, you have earned lots of boyfriend points and prizes recently... how many girlfriend points does robot girlfriend currently have, what can she cash them in for?

    xxxx

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  8. I'm just gonna say this. You seem like a really cool girl!

    Weird Funny News

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  9. what kind of tablet? I've been sorta lookin' at them. . . and there are so many of them, and I'm so out of the loop. . . I don't know where to start.

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    1. a wacom drawing tablet, it's great!

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  10. I'm all in favor of questions that involve zombie sluts in any capacity.

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  11. Wine in bed sounds delicious and amazing!! haha

    Congrats to your gold champ.

    I'm heading over to ur interview now. :)

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  12. Wow! You did an awesome job at drawing that duck. Very cool! Whats next?

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  13. BF should love you for this forever. "You are a better golfer than Tiger woods because he is whore and you are not"

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  14. Last night, my husband came home with small, plush dragon. It looked something like a mini-Beanie Baby or a Beanie Baby key chain. He said some lawyer lady in China sent it to him. I told him that clearly, she was trying to seduce him. He laughed and said she sent it as a New Year's gift to all of her clients and legal network. Right.

    So he gave the toy to our one-year-old daughter and now she plays with the love object of some Chinese slut.

    I thought you would understand. He thinks I'm insane. But one time at an International Bar Association function in Singapore a Chinese or Taiwanese lawyer lady tried to sit on his lap.

    I rest my case.

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    1. I totally understand. What a whore.

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  15. Boyfriend: what is one story you think of when you hear the word "Ostrich?"

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  16. Dear boyfriend, Gia seems to fear all things but Allie, wine, Disney, and wine. What are you afraid of?

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  17. Boyfriend, you are now a robot. What is the first thing you do to Gia?

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  18. Question for boyfriend: where do you think unicorns get their magic?

    Another question: what makes sausage so good?

    Another question: would you rather be a pile of elephant dung or a pile of monkey poo?

    Last question: do you think dogs practice being cute when we're not around or they're just born that way?

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  19. Mr Boyfriend,
    I think you're dealing with Robot Girlfriend all wrong... A Robot Girlfriend would have an "Off" switch that you could utilize. Thoughts?

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  20. Can't think of any questions for the Boyfriend at the moment. And yes, Ducky looks much better today :)

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  21. That little duck is sooo cute AND witty :) I love it.

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  22. Question for Boyfriend:
    Does Boyfriend know that his going out with the fellas for one night results in you drinking alone in bed?

    Glad to hear that the tablet is getting to be more functional for you.

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    1. hahah well to be fair, that (drinking alone in bed) happens a couple of times a week nomatter whats going on...

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  23. Questions:

    -Why won't this remote control work?
    -What is your favorite snack?
    -How do you put up with Gia?

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  24. Now I feel like a glass of wine :) and Ducky is great.
    Can think of a Q for Boyfriend.

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  25. Boyfriend,

    Robot girlfriend now comes with a handy dandy easy to use remote control. What do you do with it?

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  26. Boyfriend,
    Is "yes dear" in your vocabulary yet? Let me rephrase. Is it the very first of all possible responses to any feminine voice? If not, congratulations, you get to stay boyfriend. If so, you have been promoted to husband, whether you knew it or not.

    Truthfully, how many zombie sluts do you think inhabit girlfriend's imagination? What's that you say, science doesn't have a number that big? Ok then, lets go for a smaller number. How many of them came on to you during your recent trip? Honestly now, we know you turned them all down.

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  27. "ducky says "I tolerate this drawing of me.""
    Haaaaaaa!
    Your drawings kicked my iPad drawings in the ass. Must be your wine drinking in bed. Wait. I do that too! Crap.

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  28. This made me crack up! If only we could draw ourselves and how we wish we were proportioned. I would no longer be president of the itty bitty titty committee if you know what I'm saying :)

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  29. Dear boyfriend,

    Do you have a *single* brother? Tell him I'm cool.

    Oh, and I drink, too.

    Thanks.

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  30. I was hanging out with Mrs. Penwasser this afternoon. But, she told me to zip up; people in the checkout line were staring.
    By the way, your drawing of the duck was a real quack-up.

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  31. Wow, a lot of information for a short post. Boyfriend post? Check. Gia interview? Check. Duck accepting his depiction? Check.

    Good for you - and don't worry so much about golf and zombie whores. They can't draw.

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  32. Just have to say...you are like my long-lost sister. Love the sarcasm. Love the point of view. You are hysterical.

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