My sister, who lives with my parents, has two cats:
|It's hard to get good pictures of this one when she's awake|
|It's okay to go "awwwwww"|
We all love the cats. However, they’re evil bitches. And my family seems to have been brainwashed by them. For example, they don’t think it’s disgusting when the cats sit on the kitchen counter. Or drink out of the faucet. Or stick their heads in water glasses. Or stick their stupid little heads in my WINE.
I get yelled at for weird things, like leaving the toilet seat cover up. Because apparently a grown cat can drown in 3-5 inches of water. Or putting “too much cat food” in their bowls, because apparently that confuses them.
My current beef?
I’ve lost the right to shower alone. Firstly, showers at home were never that great to begin with. The water pressure is awful and if someone has the gall to flush the toilet while you’re in the shower, it literally becomes a drip. You have to schedule showers around the washing machine/dishwasher/people’s bathroom breaks.
But now, it’s worse. TroubleMaker insists on hanging around the bathroom and hopping on the counter any time someone walks in, in an attempt to get us to turn on the water and let her drink from the faucet because she’s too good for stagnant water.
After unsuccessfully shooing her out for a few minutes and getting no help from my family, I said screw it and locked the door and turned on the shower. Kitty was VERY judgmental when I got nekkid before jumping in the water, fyi.
Have you ever had a cat watch you shower? It’s unsettling, to say the least.
Actually, it’s fucking creepy.
I had to keep compulsively checking to see if she was staring at me like that.
It was a staring match. Kitty won.
I hope Kitty enjoyed the show, because that is the last freaking time that happens. Seriously, I’m taking a stand next time I go home. RECLAIM THE SHOWER!
Wish me luck.