Part I is here. To sum up, Boyfriend is awesome and this is why
Well, he came over Saturday night again! Even though I bugged the crap out of Boyfriend, he actually showed up again. [10000 Bonus Points].
He brought alcohol [100 bonus points].
He listened to me complain about a not too interesting situation with my sister and some friends and plans and texting. [75 bonus points]
He also brought some redbox movies that we tried to watch, but were just terrible. So, I turned on the Christmas lights in my living room and he let me watch…dun dun dun….. LOVE ACTUALLY.
Honestly, I’m not usually a big fan of romantic comedies. They’re not romantic, and they’re not funny. See: anything with Katherine Heigel besides Knocked Up. But I freaking LOVE Love Actually (and Boyfriend didn’t hate it, fyi). He made very few snarky comments. [573,439,234 Bonus Points]
Then Boyfriend attempted to sleep over again. And FYI Men Who Read this Blog: he totally poked me in the eye. More like, smacked a pillow in my eye, but same idea. I did not appreciate it. Vindication for him! [-1 Bonus Point]
He didn’t get pissy at me when I woke up him up by whispering “SHOULD I GET ONE CAT OR TWO?!?” after he had fallen asleep (you know, once I get my own apartment and am not completely poor). Instead, he woke up, answered, and went back to sleep.
[99 Bonus Points. He lost one for the answer itself]
Naturally, he had to leave again on account of my bed being super uncomfortable and in no way big enough for both of us to actually get sleep, but still.
Total Bonus Points: I don’t know, I don’t have a calculator in front of me, but a lot, okay?
Ruling: BEST. BOYFRIEND. EVER.
So, does everyone know how a good boyfriend should act now? Main points include putting up with craziness, bringing alcohol, and watching girly movies.
Hey Boyfriend, here’s your trophy!