In Boyfriend's office:
He's very very nonreligious, but he has a Buddha in his office. Allie befriended him, so I got them matching bows, because I thought they'd like that.
Clearly, I was right.
See, they have a nontraditional relationship, just like me and Boyfriend. He thinks we’re a gross couple, but I’m convinced as adorable as Allie and Buddha. We’re both very reasonable people, so we tried to find a middle ground:
Me: We’re not as bad as Hitler
Boyfriend: or Pompeii
Me: “Grape flavored” kool aid
Boyfriend: The Johnstown flood
Me: Hangnails. [I jumped too soon. I know]
Boyfriend: HANGNAILS?? Hangnails aren’t that bad. We’re waay worse than hangnails
Me: Ok, splinters.
Me: Splinters can get infected.
Boyfriend: Yeah maybe a really bad splinter. That had some kind of chemical on it and caused an infection and gangrene…
Me: Ok. Splinters.
So there you have it. We’re worse than hangnails, but not as bad as splinters. Here’s a scale for comparison:
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