Thursday, November 10, 2011

Evidence


After yesterday’s post about pulses and how they freak me out, I didn’t want Boyfriend to get any ideas. Remember, if you try to find my pulse, I will poke your eye out. And I’m good at eye-poking. See:


In case you’re wondering, this photo is 100% true. I didn’t actually poke Boyfriend a black eye, but he did mysteriously knock his eye into my headboard (sexciddent, remember?). These things happen.

Stay away from my pulses. That is all.

5 comments:

  1. Poor Boyfriend..... Poor Poor Boyfriend.......

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  2. Yeah, that's the cover-story you tell, but that looks like the result of too much boxed-wine and him glancing at the fanny of another.
    It looks like makeup. You gave him inadvertent eye-shadow. I do have a much-too-personal question, but I'll refrain.

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  3. What do you tell a boyfriend with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told him twice already.

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  4. Ask it Pickleope! I will very politely ignore if its too personal.

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  5. Man I know you read this blog...you gotta get out with your eyesight while you still can.

    Sorry Mayor but...a man's eyesight is at stake.


    :)

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